YOU WILL NEVER BE FREE, MY STEGGO-PUSS. I SHALL CONTINUE TO FOG UP YOUR JAR FROM THE OUTSIDE, IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING, AS YOU ATTEMPT TO SLEEP.

Whoa that's super creepy. But at least if it gets cold in the jar he'll be keeping you a little bit warmer with the steam from his breath. Haha... I never knew that stalkers could be useful. I suppose that you really do learn something new every day and in that way, you have earned a drink for the day. So in that case, I have a lot of drinks that I need to catch up on as soon as I get back to the USA... *looks at water and scowls* I wasn't talking about you *pouts* lol

I stalked Precarious Fool and ended up like this! It is like some sort of twisted dream/nightmare land! Oh how the tables have turned! *cries fake tears* I like it. ;)

Hmm, well I guess it would be a dream coem true for a stalker to become the stalkee. Then that means that your stalking was a success?

IT'S SO MUCH EASIER NOW THAT I'M YOUR SIZE, I CAN FIT INTO YOUR WINDOW, AND HIDE UNDER YOUR BED.

Well when you were really big I think that she wouldn't even notice you cause she'd think that your legs were just trees anyway. XD The perfect camoflauge! lol

NO, SHE KNEW MY SMELL.I SMELLED FONDLY OF ENGLISHMEN. NOW IS SMELL LIKE ROTTEN FLESH, AND SHE CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MINE AND HER OWN.

Even better I suppose. But now you always know where she is cause she's in the jar. No need to sneak cause she can't get away :P

SHHH, YOU'RE RUINING THE GAME!

:oops: Oops. I've said too much. The cat's outa the bag. The jig is up. The can of worms has been opened. We've been spotted! Hahaha... Busteeeeeed! lol

I am so creeped out and turned on! But I do kinda miss my lovely Miss Giant Sir. :cry:

I'M ALREADY CONSIDERING REVERSING THE OPERATIONS, I FEEL SO... PUNY.

You have smexy eyes, though. Smexy is sexy with a whole lotta mmmmmmmmmm.

I HAVE RETURNED TO MY ORIGINAL SIZE, BUT THE COULD NOT DE-ROT MY FLESH... SO NOW I'M A ZOMBIE GIANT.

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IT WAS A LITTLE BOTCHED, AND THERE WASN'T ENOUGH SKIN TO COVER EVERYTHING... AND FOR WHATEVER REASON THERE WAS A RABID RACCOON IN THE OPERATING ROOM.

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THANKFULLY YOU MADE ME THOSE LOVELY TOILET PAPER WRAPS, THEY HELP HOLD THE ROTTING FLESH ON. <33

Hahahahahahahahahaha... um, I mean, I am sorry for any losses. I hope there was enough flesh to cover vital organs. I love rabid raccoons! I hope it is cherishing the flesh in its claws. I think you make a very sexy zombie giant. :oops: It is like all my dreams truly have come true!

OH YES, MY VITAL ORGAN IS JUST FINE, MY LOVE. NO WORRIES. THAT IS WHERE MOST OF THE FLESH WENT... AND TO RAISE FUTURE FLESH EATING RACCOONS. I DO HOPE IT WAS NUTRITIOUS ENOUGH.

I hope they name the new breed of zombie giant flesh eating raccoons after you or your very large organ!

okay all I read of that last post was your very large organ LOL

Oh Sweet, I love your dress! You look zombielicious

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Precarious Fool makes me want a Phear Meh so badly! Not many people sell them it seems. T_T

LOL thanks.. I'm still editing my avvie though hahahaha

hmm I really want a Phear Meh to >.<

I WENT ON A RAMPAGE UNTIL I FOUND SOMEONE TO SELL IT TO ME!

I hope you didnt eat anyone Fool!!!

I remember Precarious Fool, that is actually how I first met you. I heard you all over the forums that day, then I smelled a glorious smell, then I saw the most handsome sight I had ever seen. :love:

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http://www.menewsha.com/forum/gaming...post1768661050

That's the link to the first time I spoke to you! I hit on you even then. :heart:

I INVADE EVERYTHING AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY, I HAVE A THREAD JUST ABOUT EVERYWHERE, AND NEVER SHUT UP, NO MATTER WHERE I GO.

That is amazing! :love: