The post told me it loves you, but it's not in love with you... sorry. :c

Oh. We can still be friends, right? RIGHT? :gonk:

The post would... like that. :) *cue Spin Doctors and slow fade out*

I'm such a dork, but I have always loved that song.

Majorly off-topic (mostly because I have no clue what's going on), but your cat is really cute.

Whose cat?

Biggles - It's possible not to love the poppy 90s alternative stuff. No matter how hard you try to hate it, you just can't.

Siri - I'm not sure which first page kitty you're referring to, but the only one that's mine is the one in the Hopscotch post. Unfortunately, he passed away two years ago. I'm catless. :( But my grandma just adopted three kittens, so I'm kind of vicariously kitten-having through her. I swear, I'd give those kittens the world.

-sets off alarm sneaking into cherry's thread-

OH, THANK GOD I HAVE THIS SECURITY SYSTEM TO HELP ME!
... NOW I JUST HAVE TO NOT CALL 911 CAUSE THEY'LL BE CALLING ME IN A FEW MINUTES. GOSH, I HOPE THEY CALL BEFORE I'M SHOT... NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THEM TO CALL THE COPS... HOPE I SURVIVE. THIS WASN'T A BAD INVESTMENT AT ALL. :D

I'm not going to shoot you, I'm just here to steal your pants. You can get them down from the flagpole tomorrow.

What do you have against my denim wide legs? :gonk: THEY'RE NOT BELL BOTTOMS, I TELL YOU!

Not those pants, you prude :talk2hand:

My panties? BUT THIS IS ONE OF MY GOOD PAIRS! :gonk:

You mean you have more than one? Ritzy.

Yeah, it's a deal I got. If I bring up my Blingies™ Blinged Panties for Girls and Women™, I get some free pairs. I'm aiming for Blingies™ referrer of the month.

Blinged pants*? That sounds like it would be uncomfortable. I mean, if you never sat down, I guess that would be ok.


*yes panties, but that's how I talk now. All English like.

No, see, Blingies™ Blinged Panties for Girls and Women™ have special Vaguard™ technology built into their Blingies™ rhinestones that provide a comfortable cushion. "It's like my cooch is on air!™"

-writes you a blank check-

Girl, you are so on your way to that blinged pink Cadillac.

Yes! My first sale in the past 5 hours!
Uhm, I mean, thank you for your order with Blingies™! Please allow 2-3 weeks for shipping. Blingies™ is a licensed trademark of Blingies LLC. All Rights Reserved.

*prods at Cherry*
>3>;;
xDD:;
<3<3

*bleeds profusely* Oh god, why would you do that? :gonk:

Hi, Ryl. :lol:

*bandages Cherry*

what colors do blingies come in? o':

Every color of the rainbow, including glow in the dark and clear! Also inquire about our mesh and lace lines.

Do you have flesh and mace lines? :o

WHAT IS YOUR POCKETWATCH ATTACHED TO?!