No need to leave cause of a modfest. XD

But it's intimidating? >.<;;
Lolz~ xDD;;

It's not bad. Now, if Jelly comes around is when I disappear too ;) XD

after kicking her in the face I wouldn't blame you from running from her. xD

Teh purple names are sca- hey! I just found new buttons!
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And I have no gosh darn idea what they do!
*pokes yellow buttons in advanced post*

Do not fear the beast!>3 I shall give a lesson! -takes off weapons and whips on a professor's robe-

-adjusts glasses and twiddles pointer-

First! Before we begin our lesson, we shall lure staff with something of entertainment and perhaps some bait, scatters some cheesecake brownies around.

Gather around now...this is a once in a lifetime opportunity! While they are in a relaxed state, we will observe and I will reveal some important and secret knowledge! Make sure you have binoculars and something to write notes on! >3

:o He...he..ate Hedwig?!

-whips out pointer-

First we will discuss the mod species. Their eyes are faceted with tons of tiny microscope lenses. It's like diamonds I tell ya, you could lose yourself thinking..."I'm yours forever Dietrich!" Those glimmering peepers can see right through you. All your secrets...even your underwear. o:

Next if you observe carefully, they have various weapons in their possession. All used for inflicting punishment when necessary. Whether it's a tiny pinprick or good ol' hammer lodged up the ass. They've evolved from using their feet...-gestures- Back in the old days they used to return to base reeking something awful. So they upgraded to hammers that can easily be wiped clean with a rag instead of something rank between the tootsies.

So they're the disciplinarians and most of the time they're solitary when making sweeps of the town. Sometimes, they'll come together in groups. But if you're good as apple pie, they won't bother you. And even though they're as rough as chuck norris toilet paper on the outside...they're chock full o' reese's pieces on the inside! *o*

That's what got me you see...I discovered the reese's one day and I started eatin' 'em. Like some sort of cannibal. I started out with a few when no one was looking...but soon I couldn't resist my chocolate and peanut butter core...and it was shameful. ;o; I ate my power core...yus I did. -shakes head- Y'all gettin' this? D8<

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:drool:
*mind goes kaput from physics then mod studies*

Wanders into thread to add another purple name and to be scary...BOO!

*brain farts on too much excess knowledge*
DX
And this is only supposed to be Mod Slaying 101?
I'm so gonna fail. xDDDDD;;


Btw, Bartuc, don't forget to send me the stuff you want me to draw, okay? =P I'm in no rush, but I just remembered while I was typing so might as well remind you too? xDD;; <3<3

*sniffs under arm* wondered where that peanutbuttery smell was coming from O.o

O_O;;
Peanutbuttery BO? @[email protected];;
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The world is ending. DX

XD <----that's all I have to say to that

Ditto on what aoi said. xDD;;

Watch out where he puts that finger howdy!

I think all the probing scenes out of the final script, so I think your safe, unless of course he takes you to dinner and you order the surf and turf, then anything goes.

Why do I suddenly have a craving to "phone home" and eat recees pieces.

*Hands you some recees* Don't phone home though XI

Good point...Best not to talk to my Mother.

Imma special!
I'm the first one to congratulate you on winning the boa from the auction IN YOUR QUEST THREAD!! :rofl:

Thanks Minuxe ^^

Congrats Bartuc!

I didn't know you had gotten a new boa! Great work!