Hello there, humans (elves, undead or whatever else you might be - I'm not finicky when it comes to races, really)!

I feel a tad bit underdressed, but am nevertheless overjoyed to be here. Really, I truly am - those eyes of mine just always look bored like this - it goes with the whole super-evil-unseelie-fae-business.

So, obviously, I am new. New and lonely. Not just evil-doers-lonely, but rather help-I-don't-know-anybody-lonely, which still leaves this slim hope of being salvaged by good-hearted people offering their friendship.

I can even offer something in return (you know how it goes, us antagonists always think that people need something in return - nothing comes for free, right?):

1. See those pointy ears? They are good for listening, be it concerns, personal thoughts or just today's news. You might even get an advice or two in return, so don't hesitate to talk to me.
2. I'm a computer whisperer, which means those funny electronic things just simply listen to me (well, most of the time). So if you ever happen to have problems with anything related to them (preferrably things that involve coding), rely on me.
3. Those fingers of mine, while slightly worn by excessive typing and years of going after world domination, are still rather used to holding a pencil (and their digitalized counterparts). Given enough time I could fulfill your wildest dreams... graphics-wise, of course.

So, anybody feeling like joining the dark side giving a new citizen a helping hand is more than welcome!

Welcome to Mene. (:

For some reason, while reading the part about computers, the volume on youtube went off. ): How am I supposed to listen to daft punk now!? Argh. This is upsetting. D:

Welcome to Menewsha! XD This is one of the best introductions I have seen yet.

Your a computer whisperer too? Lol, i always thought i was :XD my computer always works well for me but when my sister or dad gets on, it crashes. :D :D Elves rule btw. But...i'm not really a fan of the "dark side" I kinda am afraid of the dark (yep, Lygophobia, and i'm in high school)

This site looks awesome.

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Correction: This site does not look awesome, it is awesome.

Im not sure..
Ive just joined so I wouldnt know.

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take your time...the awesomeness shall soon be revealed to you in time...

I-I think I just fell in... in love.

Another evil-doer, I thought we were rare? Well, welcome either way, you seem pretty amazing, amazing indeed. : /

In fact, it almost seems as if your almost at my level of amazing, that's a hard feat to accomplish, y'know...

This is going to be the part where I force myself on you, mm-hm.

You love me, right? Of course you do, so, I say we get married, man. 8D
I'm all for being forward.

Ahh, a computer whisperer. I need another one of those. No one can figure out how to fix the problems with my desktop compy, so I need all the help I can get. ;)

I'm new here as well and I'm freezing while running around in my undies. I'm not one much for evil unless it's more like the kind-hearted, devilish rogue type of cartoon-like evil, but I do like the cookies....

Well, where I live it's summer, so I won't be freezing for awhile :XD

That was cute<3 I liked your Introduction and world domination speech/rant typing ...umm thing yeah thing. You don't have to be lonely anymore I am here now! >3

@RetroTV: Ah, that sounds depressing - any minute not listening to music is a lost minute, methinks! When something like that happens, I tend to do the following (preferrably in this chronological order):

• First I try a different video. Might just be a streaming error.
• Then I restart my browser. Those things are as stable as beryllium-8-isotopes.
• Then I check whether other sound sources work. If not, it's reboot time.
• If it still doesn't work, I kick the stupid thing. There's no scientific evidence for this, but this DOES help at times.
• After that I tend to throw it out of the window, just to then realize that it was just a simple malfunction of my headphones...

@Bartuc: AHA! I feel an opportunity to take over Menewsha with my sheer charisma!

No?

Okay, I'll behave, but I still feel honoured by your words! =3

@LittleMiss: That sounds really familiar. My colleagues tend to call me whenever their machines start to develop their own free will. I swear, I don't know how it works, but I scare them back into working correctly simply by glowering at them... the computers, of course, not the colleagues.

Though I'm not as lucky as you when it comes to my own computers. They know pretty well that I (most of the time) love them too much to seriously trash them. They use it against me all the time, the little rascals... :stare:

On a side note, I have to admit, even the dark side uses lamps most of the time. It's easier on the eyes while writing down plans of destruction and devastation. Also, I would feel pretty scared without my night light, too... :sweat:

@Mistar Hello person: Yes, I really think this site is worth taking over spending what little spare time I have left on!

@bom chicka asantewaa:
(May I shorten this? I'm already bad at remembering names - people tend to fade away so easily, it only takes a stray dagger or two - but I KNOW my brain won't be able to hold this. Bom, would that be okay?)

Forcing yourself onto me is okay. Really, it can be pretty tough to find like minds admidst all those goodie two shoes, so we kind of have to combine these... forces of amazing to create a better world.

@all: Not that I don't like goodie two shoes, really. I'm a friends person, I even enjoy those who - for some strange reason - chose the wrong side. Really, it's not any worse than a different taste of music. ;)



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I'm getting old, I guess - people are typing way faster than I do, and considering that typing is what I do all day long, that's pretty scary! ;)

@kidsis: I'm one of those rare dark-side-dwellers not handing out cookies. But I'm pretty cuddly, does that count, too?

Also, of course feel free to ask for help whenever your electronic serf feels like rebelling again. With a bit carrot-and-stick tactics they are easy to tame, most of the time!

@[Oz]: Please accept this sincere, non-lethal hug! :glomp:

I'm i'm belonephobic, claustrophobic, lygophobic, and arachnophobic. Good lordy i'm such a spazz :XD

(Bom or Asa is perfectly fine. : D)

Alright, I guess our... union of amazing calls for... rings? We could have some awesome activation code and take the world by storm. 8D

I'm perfectly fine with friendship bracelets, assuming they can have a touch of... evil-friendship. :@

Holy bajeebus, that was a long post. xD;

Yeah, it was actually just youtube. ): I restarted my browser and tried again, and WHAZZAM~! it works. xD

My grandma once threw her computer away because she refused to call a tech guy to set up her internet. Then she bitched about not having one. :\ Sometimes I wonder whats wrong with elderly people. >_<

LOL! The logic of old people is hilarious yet questionable.
At least she wasn't like my Grandmother, who had an army of computers that didn't work, but she refused to throw them out. God, I could've built a giant mecha with all the computers she had stowed away in her apartment. : /

Oooh, mecha. I wonder if it's possible for me to build on...=3

Ha-ha! I bet Apple would be the first to build one.
iMecha, iGundam... or something to that effect.
Ha-ha...

-huggles her Mac-

And I bet it would be the most expensive thing on the market. : /

I <3 macs! Except for the fact I can't play some PC games on my computer and stuff. D: I need some weird flash thing i don't wanna pay for :XD

iPodom is more like it. "IT PLAYS MUSIC AND DESTORYS THAT BULLY KID!"

Apple seems to charge for the ability to get their customer care, rather then the item itself. If I wanted your help, I'd pay for it seprate. ;|

@Little Miss: But then again few people do not suffer from either one of those - okay, all of them at the same time is a bit extraordinary - but anybody not extraordinary in any way would be too boring to deal with, anyway... right? ;)

@Bom: Hm... evil-friendship-bracelets? Like... Fiendship Bracelets®? Sounds good to me!

@RetroTV: For someone who tends to describe herself as a listener I talk a lot, I guess... but, hey, I can't always just burden OTHERS with the task of putting down words onto the virtual paper of the interwebs!

I kind of understand your grandma (then again, on my last birthday I was told I already AM now official a member of the "elderly" category) - imagine you are used to the old ways of communication, and suddenly you get this grey, blinky monstrosity of a futuristic device shoved under your nose and are supposed to get it to work. And, even worse, you're told you have to ask a STRANGE to fix it for you, when all your life you were used to do things on your own.

It's one of the reasons I'm all for teaching the younglings as soon as possible - they'll need computers all throughout their lives - so the sooner they get the knack, the better!

@Both of the afforementioned: I built a mecha once, after realizing that I don't actually NEED an army of eleven computers to guard my small dwelling place.

I only had materials from two of the computers though, so it was a bit on the... small side. My rat actually couldn't climb in, so we... kind of settled on using other devices for our plans of world domination.

(It was the funnest way of recycling those old machines, though. Too bad I lost it during moving to a different city, but I just HAVE to do this again one day. :squee: )

Yeah, same. : /
But I'm not much of a gamer anymore, ha-ha! ... I think macs sort of killed that for me. D :
But yes! They are pretty loveable.
Hopefully they'll fix that whole problem with not being able to play some PC games, I know you can operate Windows on 'em now, but, er, derm...
-using an G3-
I can't, ha-ha.

*waves a puny, lonesome "I <3 Linux" flag*

Though I have to admit, as much as I despise Apple, I WOULD get myself an iMech. Then Sony would build a better, more powerful copy of the iMech, and I would probably settle for that one. History repeats itself, they say.

Wahaha. I think you'd fancy my friend then. He has these giant plans of making mechs and stuff, that work. (: He's also really cute, a little crazy though.

My grandma knew how to use the comp decently, just not set up internet, so she tried to make me do it, but the router woudln't work, so we had a specialist come in, and he told us to trash all the routers we had at that point, (He tried them all) and they WOULDN'T WORK! So we had to get a brand new one. D: