My awesome, rad introduction.
 

I burn in the sun.
I just ate an amazing turkey sandwich.
I'm legal.
I'm plump, and I love it. (If you don't, get over it.)
I have to use the bathroom.

Well hello there!

Howdy.

i suppose a first impression does depend on what exactly is going on at that moment.... lol

Well...yes.

And I'm knitting....and knitting...now I'm pearling. :]

Your introduction intrigues me. Now I shall go make myself a turkey sandwich.

Also, I just bought a book on how to knit. I've been wanting to learn for a while now.

I know how to knit the knit and pearl stitch. I have no idea how to finish it off, so I have a scarf that is about 10 feet long.

I want a pet zombie. I already have a pet hedgehog.

Have you seen the movie Fido? It's all about having pet zombies.

I have the movie Fido. I also have my dream kitchen modeled around the kitchen in that movie.

Your introduction made me giggle. Thanks, I needed that. <3

Zombies can be cute. Honest!

Zombies are cute before they start to smell. You can't put a zombie in the washing machine; it falls apart.

I have a canker sore, yet I cannot stop poking it with my tongue.

The image of your kitchen makes me super happy!

True. I want a pet zombie, now.

I'll name him Leroy

And be sure not to double post, it's against the rules. ^^

@Flink - I would name mine Arnold.

@Bandit - I know. :] My boyfriend said he wanted some black and white theme. I threatened to shove his head in my oven.:sarcasm:

I do not blame you for wanting to shove his head into an oven.

Interesting introduction...is very interesting.

I just joined today too. Found the link on facebook. Lol.

He burns cereal.

Your boyfriend burns cereal?

It's an exaggeration, but he's a horrible cook.

That intro was pretty neat! Your avatar is cute too.

Thank you. Your avatar is cute too, but I wanted a fat one.