I'm new, and this damned bar won't leave until I make this retarded thread. Feel free to ignore it.
 

Meh.

hola salad, tell me about yourself?

threads are just too irresistable!!! *dances around eating a cookie while listening to unknown music*

About Myself?
 

Ok.
I'm a guy, and I am on this site.
Also, I like weaponry, military -anything-, and henta- wait, not the right site for that.
Ahem.
Music. I'll say music.
Namely The Beatles, Rise Against, and Gaelic Storm.
:|

i like metal music and piano music, and instrumentals!!! yeah yeah i know, im eccentric, so what?! *dances around eating a cookie while listening to unknown music*

Huzzah, then.
Just need some pants, a hat, and a gun, and I'll be good.
AND THEN I'LL RULE THE WORLD WIDE WEB!
-Evil Laugh-
:shock:

This type of thread is amazing and catching, despite the aggravation.

I'd guess that we all have to make them, that'd be the aggravation.
Or is it the unoriginality?

i likies threads =3 :D:D:D:D

I like the threads , kinda...but I wouldn't mind a pair of pants...or a sheet...or something...*looks around nervously* I feel a breeze...

And I feel a pain in my underwear.
Oh, I seem to have been kicked.
That'd explain the blood... :|

well woopsies!!!

Egadz!! Blood?! Onoezzz...You ok??? Now, who would do such a thing...?

Blood? That does not sound good at all! I hope everything is alright!

Well, this is the Internet, so, there's only around 6 Billion suspects.
It was probably a guy, so only 3 Billion suspects left.
...This may take a while.

I see...that sounds...like a lot. I'm not a good detective anyway. AND I'm a bit lazy, so...anything else I can do to help you feel better, ne?

Not in public, no.
Well, we are almost naked anyway, so...

*mutters in a reeaaally confusing language about hoping that he doesnt get caught* huh what?!!!

Lol Nice. I may be half-naked but I'm not that easy. Nice try tho ;)

hahahaha nice try!!! shes mine!!! *takes out scythe* well actually her soul is mine, and so is yours!!! *puts away scythe and licks lips* im reaaaaallly hungry for soooouuull!!!

Can't hurt to try, ehh?
At least, can't hurt too bad.
Maybe.

And you, Azurekit3, cool it with the cra- erm, "cookies", they seem to make you a bit violent. And spazzy.

.... COOOOOOFFEEEEE!!!!