@Kulti- Fine, maybe you flatter me just enough. <3

@John- Nice! Now put yo' shirt on. >:U

Never!!

Don't think I won't punish you for this later. :illgetu:

do your worst Tiny one. (Sly glare)

I'm not that tiny! D:, And I can do immeasurable damage, for I am... THE GREAT AND MIGHTY COGAR, DESTROYER OF WORLDS! >:3

Cogar is older than you... and taller.

So, then... you're Cogar? I never knew! ;D

For this you shall be destroyed by a thousand angry weasels! And I shall unleash my mighty antelope upon the world! Fear my wrath. Fear it!

...Pretty sure your dogs ate those weasels last week. That antelope, though... he scares me. Those beady eyes... sharp teeth... *hides under desk*

Now that my one worthy foe lies cowering beneath a desk, the world is mine!!

Meh, 's not that great to begin with. Have fun! (but can I have Europe? *bats eyelashes*)

...
*prods Anna*
Eh? EH? Whut's this I hear/see/read?
;D

You hear/see/read that I am going to get Europe! :D

I'll give you France... Maybe (slant eyed glare)

xD
Yay, Anna gets good food!

... I call dibs on China!!!
>D

But if you get China you will only want more countries an hour later.

Only France?! Then who gets the British Isles?! >:U

If Hatake wants more countries, she can have one of mine, since you will be giving me all of Europe.

Bah, China is big enough that I could just MAKE countries out of it.
:talk2hand:

Besides, if I kill off... meeeeh, 3/4ths of the people who could compete with me for college/ jobs, I'll be set for life!

:stare:

...Would you really need a job, if you owned China?

... Yeees.
:ninja:
MY LOGIC NEEDS NO REASON.
*goes for dinner*

Ha! they quibble over China, whilst I control Japan, Germany and Switzerland. I shall have the finest chocolate in all the world, and it will be in a cleverly designed vending machine within my great palace!! Also I shall have an awesome car. :insane:

Where do you think you got the vending machine?
xD
Check the side for a sticker saying "Made in China".

No. Japan. The vending machine capital of the world. And mine will be Glorious!

... *accidentally drops a nuke on Japan*
Whoops! Third time's the charm?

*starts building machines to invade your countries and take the chocolate*
I DO THIS IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS GOOD.

Hahaha, silly Hatake, always nukin' things.
DUDE, YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE ROBOTS SHARE WITH ME. YOU KNOW I LOVE CHOCOLATE.