Hello every one *waves*

I just joined this site a couple of minutes ago. I read through the Fresh Meat forum, read the rules, FAQ and everything (in case you are wondering, yes I can read pretty fast)
I come from a few other sites, so I know the drill of avatar sites
On the last one, I was very active (around 13% of all posts) so you better prepare for it :sweat:

If you want to know anything, please do ask. Welcoming, hugging, poking and all that is also allowed xD

Welcome! *hugs, pokes, and offers Jesus some pie* :XD

Wow, 13% of all posts is a lot! I'm currently working my way up to 30k posts at the moment, trying to get to Mene's top 10 posters, though I'll probably never make it with the rate some people are making posts at...:P

*hugs back, pokes and stares at pie* No thank you, I just had 2 pieces earlier today >__>

Oh come on! You can do that! Just keep posting, drink a lot of coffee and stop sleeping!

:O! Okie dokies then~ *stuffs pie into mouth*
I haven't had pie in probably years...:XD

The first one's easy, second one not so much, and definitely not the last one. :gonk:
Coffee's awesome, but every time I drink some, I end up staying awake until 4 in the morning and feeling exhausted but unable to sleep. And I definitely couldn't do without sleep, because I usually require at least 10 hours of sleep per night to not end up as a zombie the next couple of days. :XD

I got to have pie at least once a week. If I don't, my body will make me get some and eat it all as fast as possible

Hmm... Let's see if there is another way then... You got to type fast, but you need sleep and you have to do it without coffee... *thinks* This will be hard. It will be very hard

o__o; Pie addiction much?
Though I do have a 'salty things' addiction...must eat something salty every day or I'd go crazy. >_>;;

I can type pretty fast, it's usually the problem of finding something to post in. :P

I just really need a lot of food >__>

Good thing I'm around then *nods really fast*

Ah. xD I don't need much food...I get around with one meal a day most of the time. :P

lol Indeed. xD *nods along with Jesus at the same speed*

I have around 5 meals a day... 5 big meals that is

*nods faster*

5...!? :shock: Wow, I can understand small snacks and stuff, but 5 big meals a day? :shock:

*nod nod nod nod nod n- crick*
AHHH my neck! :gonk:

5 meals, plus snacks... <_< >_>

*is dizzy because of all the fast nodding* @[email protected]

xD That's probably at least two days' worth of food for me....maybe three if I eat sparingly. :P

*is doubled up on the ground, clutching neck* x___X;

Since you only have 1 meal a day, I think what I eat a day, is worth a bit more then 3 days for you. I think my 'snacks' are already a complete meal for you

*lays on the ground* world...is...spinning...make...it...stop @[email protected]

...o___o; Alright, a week's worth of food then. XD;;

*holds icepack against neck*
*gives Jesus some cheese* Does that help? D:

1 week for you is 1 day for me xD

Oh spinning cheese @[email protected] It has to be magic! *stares at it*

lol! That sounds like some sort of sophisticated quote by a famous dead person or something. :XD

:O It's magic cheese! *sprinkles glitter on it*

*checks heart* But I'm still alive! D=

...and now I have sparkly, Twilight cheese =[ *gives cheese back*

...Because you're a sophisticated famous person who's not dead? o_O

Twilight cheese...xD
*feeds it to Edward and gets a hotdog for Jesus instead*

...I like the sound of that! *c*

*stares at hotdog* ... *puts extra ketchup on it* better *eats it*

hi newbie too :)

Hello Jesus! This whole thread as amused me greatly.
Welcome to Menewsha! I'm Lucifer Lust. You can call me Luci or Lusty.

I find it funny that a guy names Lucifer is in the same place as a guy names Jesus. XD

Hello and welcome to Menewsha Yami n.n

Thank you Luci
It is funny, but also a bit awkward at the same time... Shouldn't we be each others enemies? xP

I'm hungry for some hotdogs now...:drool: I love them with everything on them, like lots of ketchup, mustard, and sour pickles...:drool:

Fight! :drool: It'll be an epic battle! :eager: *gets bowl of popcorn and sits down on a sofa to watch*

All I want right now is some coffee. I want lots and lots of coffee

Nah I'm not going to fight with Luci

I could do with a hamburger...I'm starving. x__x;

Awww....
j/k, I don't want to see you guys fighting either. :P