I suppose it's only fair that someone else get a minion now and then, as I've already got a few good ones, but damn, am I jealous in this case.

I could have had an absolutely awesome one, and missed my chance.

That's okay, you've got enough of the same special magick as me that it's probably best this way.

XD

I love our new Korn person. I sincerely mean that. We've gotten a fantastic new Menewshan here, folks.

I'm sure, if my lady Longcat were willing, I could be loaned out as your own henchperson when you wished :)

And while they say opposites attract, I must say that in this case it's entirely likely that like sticks with like!

Oh, shucks, you're making me blush [blush][oops] thank you!

I'd fight her for you, but she has Mod Powars and I don't...

Just know there's another dark force out there that wishes to use you for its nefarious causes, and it's all good.

My amazing mod powers include.... Making sure porn posts disappear real quick and that the perpetrator is dealt with swiftly... And making sure everything runs smoothly in front of the giant curtain that hides the cogs and whatnot.

But I can share Hench persons.

I can vouch for them making that stuff go away. Back when I was a newbie I got hit by a pr0n troll and captain howdy had it deleted within minutes of reporting it.

Right after saving it all for research purposes, amirite?

XD

Just kidding! I'm kidding!

If I wrote like that I would just use google [yes]

XD

I should be surprised that there are porn trolls on this site, but there are porn-obsessed snakes in every patch of green grass so my mind isn't entirely blown.

And it seems like I am in high demand as a henchperson xD

Well I haven't seen one since like 2008... so I'm not really sure how many there have been...

That just means that our lovely moderators have been on the prowl for porny persons and stopping them in their lust-filled tracks before they harass the lovely ladies (and men) that grace these servers!

True... though gotta admit we've got some pretty dirty history [lol] it's just mostly pg13 and highly suggestive...

Like the uhh... "birthday prank" [lol]

As long as nobody has to see it who doesn't want to, it's all good by me...

Nothing wrong with being adults, but there are young people here...

And you can do a lot with PG-13, even, without it necessarily being offensive.

*farts loudly, then slaps her butt for back-talking*

Oh geeze you guys xD And that's true, I would assume there are a lot of teeny people on this site.

And, birthday prank? o: sounds scandalous!

Well sometimes having a mostly 20+ userbase has had some above pg13 stuff... but if people fuss about it it would get removed so it's not like users aren't being kept to boundaries.

Besides... most of the users are mature enough to handle a nudity option (the avis can have underthings taken off)... so we're not doing too bad.
Yeah... "most"... *cough* some of us started acting really immature with our avis for a while...

Well at the very least there are boundaries to be upheld! And I would hope that people would be able to handle the pixel boobs, but I'm sure that a lot of people I know, mainly the boys, would have a bit of a giggle at it.

And, hey, at least being immature can be fun, right? xD

True... being immature at moments makes life interesting.

I dunno... I think on mene it was mostly the girls [lol]

Well I'm not saying that I wouldn't have a giggle at it either [ninja]

I am not immature! Nobody understand me!

*stomps off to her room and slams the door*

*cries loudly*

*cranks up disgustingly boy-bandy music*

*comes out with too much makeup on*

And this whole curfew thing is stupid! I'll come back after 9 if I feel like it!

*stomps out, slams door*









*ends up barefoot and pregnant in a trailer park*

Well think of it this way:

At least you came back after 9

I know, right?

I wasn't bad at all, I followed the rules. XD

Hooray for following the rules! xD

Unless she lived in a trailer park it sounds like she never made it home at all

But she managed to stick it to the man and have that wild night that it seems that she was hoping for in order to assert her independent feelings.

My favourite colour is red or orange. Just such bright colours, how could I not love them both :) what about your lady Longcat?