Hello there traveller of the interwebs. I am Saris.. fellow traveller and professional stud I have stumbled across your fine forum whilst searching for pretty pictures of unicorns and robots eating sandwiches.. Silly robots..you have no mouth hole to eat that sandwich with.. -coughs- Any who.. as the lovely (annoying) banner that I have been aimlessly staring at for the past 30 minutes, suggested. I shall introduce myself to YOU! The community.

Well first things first, I am Male! So ladies.. prepare your bodies.. and men, prepare yourself's to be involved in the greatest bromance of your life's.. (I was kidding about the lady part by the way, sorry cx I is married :P)

I hail from the lovely and imaginary land of Australia, where our spiders kill snakes and our sharks nom nom on our hides. Fun fact, There are 1500 species of Australian spiders. We have over 6000 species of flies, about 4000 species of ants, and there are about 350 species of termites in Australia.
SO yeah, a really fun place to live or vacation to...

I love avatar based forums such as this one here, not sure why..I just do. I've never really stuck with them for long enough though. So fingers crossed that I manage to stick with Mesha < my nickname for this site ^u^ cute right?

You'll quite often find me crawling all over the internet, tumbler, youtube, gaia, imvu.. you name it. I'm always looking for an excuse to procrastinate.. yay!
Recently, I have started getting into Digital Art, so yeah..that's new and fun! Feel free to hit me up, I'm not great but love practising. I shall try my best to make you a good freebie Mister/Misses.. person.. you..

I'm a random/weird soul, I am like a bouncy ball.. I bounce.. off the WALLS! This is either a quality you'll like or dislike about me. Personal bananas.. wait.. no.. I mean options..? Yeah Options! Because their just that, options! I'm also incredibly carefree and chill. Not much fazes me and I'm hardly ever serious. I'm usually always making a joke, so please don't take anything I say seriously.. I unless I say tomatoes are red.. because you'd be a silly billy to believe otherwise, probably named billy as well..

What else is there to say..? Well I have 10 fingers, 2 nostril holes, a mouth, hair and belly button.
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Yeah, I think that about covers it.. I love a good conversation! So please! Talk to me I'm lonely.. hug or stoke meh face

Hello and welcome to menewsha feel free to ask me any questions you may have and I hope you enjoy your time here at menewsha , ^.^I am Gizzie like in the Gremlins and I also see you have a crazy goofy funny sence of humor which I too also have WOOHOO UBER GOOBERS [rotfl] Oh and art ooooh art Gizzie loves art AND here on menewsha art is a good source of menewsha goldies people tend to pay good prices for good art of their avis etc. So yep that may get you a nifty closet >.> Once again welcome to menewsha and Gizzie is always around for questions and chatting and what not my avi litterly never lets me sleep she haunts my dreams so umm yeah I am here and stuff lol ^.^

Hello, you said hello to me when I said hello, so I'm saying hello back to you because you've said hello back to me, and it's only right to say hello back to someone who says hello, especially if they took the time to say hello back to you when you said hello!

OHMYGOD MY BRAIN IS MELTING...

Welcome to our happy home. We have pudding.

Hi Saris, interesting introduction. Welcome to Menewsha.

May I ask what a professional stud actually does? And also how would one stoke a face?

Hey Saris. Welcome to the community. I have to say that my introduction has been nothing like everyone else's. Guess I need to step it up a notch, otherwise I'm going to be looked at as the dull guy. lol

Welcome to Menewsha! ...I love your intro!
I suggest that you visit the Blurt TV thread in the Hangouts forum! Your sense of humor will be greatly appreciated there...amongst other threads!
Folks are friendly and helpful, so don't hesitate to ask for help or directions if ya get stuck or lost.
Remember to read and follow the rules....and have lots of fun!

Love your nitro! So, you hold up walls during the day. An honourable profession!

HELLO SARIS WELCOME TO MENEWSHA ^_^ WHAT A GREAT INTRODUCTION ^_^ LOTS OF COOL FRIENDLY PEOPLE HERE SO IF YOU NEED ANY HELP DON'T HESITATE TO ASK:)

Awesome introduction, Saris! Welcome to Mene, I hope you'll like it here!