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Orion Skyland 12-01-2007 05:28 AM
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Happy/Content ID is now Happy/Content ^_^

*Gives Kainneh a cookie*

@Ray: There will be a day when you will need it.

By the way, keep in mind you can get STDs if you have unprotected oral sex with someone with an open cold sore! :OOO
What made you so Happy and Content? Share this with me. =D

No cookie for me? ;.;

ID, the day I need your brand of information is the day that I get a frontal lobotomy or retrograde amnesia. Not before or after the fact.

And I knew this. It's called health class. xP
I gave Kainneh an edumahcatshun! That makes me content and crap :D

You still admit you may need it one day, so HA!

ID never got the talk, so ID had to look up sex stuff on health sites and from Talk Sex With Sue :OOO
Revel in that fact, because it won't happen again. At least not with that particular brand of information.

No, I won't need it at that point, because I'll never use it. Hooray pime taradoxes!

You never had health class in school?

Internal_Dragon 12-01-2007 05:32 AM
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Happy/Content ID is now Happy/Content ^_^

*Gives Kainneh a cookie*

@Ray: There will be a day when you will need it.

By the way, keep in mind you can get STDs if you have unprotected oral sex with someone with an open cold sore! :OOO
What made you so Happy and Content? Share this with me. =D

No cookie for me? ;.;

ID, the day I need your brand of information is the day that I get a frontal lobotomy or retrograde amnesia. Not before or after the fact.

And I knew this. It's called health class. xP
I gave Kainneh an edumahcatshun! That makes me content and crap :D

You still admit you may need it one day, so HA!

ID never got the talk, so ID had to look up sex stuff on health sites and from Talk Sex With Sue :OOO
Revel in that fact, because it won't happen again. At least not with that particular brand of information.

No, I won't need it at that point, because I'll never use it. Hooray pime taradoxes!

You never had health class in school?
It will happen. Knowing me it'll happen.

Damn paradoxes! They ruin all my plans ;-;

Twas not informative enough. ID was such a curious little tyke.

Rad Lionheart 12-01-2007 05:34 AM
Too many quotes guys, tone it down some.

Senpai 12-01-2007 05:34 AM
  • Health class in High School is under educating. >.> Same with Driver's Ed. My DE teacher was my Sex Ed teacher. >.>

Orion Skyland 12-01-2007 05:36 AM
Knowing you, it will go horribly wrong either way. <.<

Paradoxes are awesome. They are the reason I exist. =D

Was? You still are a curious little tyke.

Internal_Dragon 12-01-2007 05:43 AM
I shall make sure to properly educate my hellspawn on the reproductive system.

There shall be no cutesy wootsie names for their genitalia! They shall know their proper names! Penis and Va-jay-jay!

Another fine example of a ruined plan DX

But I'm not little anymore ;-;

I r big kid nao ;-;

Senpai 12-01-2007 05:52 AM
  • Lawls. I laughed. ID would probably be a good Sex-Ed teacher.

Rad Lionheart 12-01-2007 05:57 AM
I'm pretty sure I still need sex education.
I'm sure there's something important I don't know about. xD

Orion Skyland 12-01-2007 06:01 AM
ID: I will erradicate your hellspwan for the good of my sanity.

Va... Why not just use Vagoo?

I ruin every plan ever. Even my own.

Big kid nao? ORLY?!

Internal_Dragon 12-01-2007 06:02 AM
I think I'd be a pretty decent teacher. Harsh but fair, kind yet firm, Nazi like but in a Mother Theressa way :OOO

@Rad: Google stuff, if you use the right phrases you won't run into anything to nasty :OOO

@Ray: Why are you picking on my babies? ;-;

Because I'm not Rayne or his secretary, dork!

YA RLY

Orion Skyland 12-01-2007 06:10 AM
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I think I'd be a pretty decent teacher. Harsh but fair, kind yet firm, Nazi like but in a Mother Theressa way :OOO

@Rad: Google stuff, if you use the right phrases you won't run into anything to nasty :OOO

@Ray: Why are you picking on my babies? ;-;

Because I'm not Rayne or his secretary, dork!

YA RLY
Nazi Mother Theresa? I think I've seen that YouTube video.

Because all they ever do is attack me!

NO WAI!

Rad Lionheart 12-01-2007 06:13 AM
I turn that safe search off, so running into nasty stuff happens when I least expect it, let alone if I provoke the search engine, haha.

Internal_Dragon 12-01-2007 06:14 AM
I'm talking about the hellspawn that'll come out of me!

Not the blasphemous horde I grow in Juju's basement!

YA WAI.

Rad Lionheart 12-01-2007 06:15 AM
Hellspawn you say? Will you have my children? I wouldn't mind them being hellspawns.

Internal_Dragon 12-01-2007 06:17 AM
Rad dear, you do know I'm illegal in both Canada and the US right?

Orion Skyland 12-01-2007 06:23 AM
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I'm talking about the hellspawn that'll come out of me!

Not the blasphemous horde I grow in Juju's basement!

YA WAI.
... Asexual reproduction? That's a scary thought, especially from you.

I bleached out that basement last week.

Rad Lionheart 12-01-2007 06:23 AM
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Rad dear, you do know I'm illegal in both Canada and the US right?
Damn.

Internal_Dragon 12-01-2007 06:28 AM
;________;

Are... Are you saying I will never find someone who will love and accept me and my amoral, devious, and slightly disturbed train of thought enough to have children with me? ;__________;

*Runs off crying*

Orion Skyland 12-01-2007 06:30 AM
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;________;

Are... Are you saying I will never find someone who will love and accept me and my amoral, devious, and slightly disturbed train of thought enough to have children with me? ;__________;

*Runs off crying*
No, I'm saying you'll never find the right genetic code to make the evil minions you hope for. With your luck, they'll be absolute perfection and cute little squeezable things.

You know that's not what I meant...

Rad Lionheart 12-01-2007 06:31 AM
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;________;

Are... Are you saying I will never find someone who will love and accept me and my amoral, devious, and slightly disturbed train of thought enough to have children with me? ;__________;

*Runs off crying*
How many years until you're legal in North America?

Internal_Dragon 12-01-2007 06:36 AM
Two. Well, 1 year, 9 months cause I'll be 17 next March (Remember that Ray!)

You'll find someone with a spit fetish by then.

Orion Skyland 12-01-2007 06:37 AM
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Two. Well, 1 year, 9 months cause I'll be 17 next March (Remember that Ray!)

You'll find someone with a spit fetish by then.
Well, there's one thing I didn't know. As if I'll remember. Or as if I'll ever know what you look like anyways. xP

Wait, wait, WHO will find said spit fetish person?

Rad Lionheart 12-01-2007 06:39 AM
Haha, Spit fetish eh? xD

Internal_Dragon 12-01-2007 06:41 AM
You remember the spit fetish conversation, Rad!

Rad Lionheart 12-01-2007 06:42 AM
Slightly, I don't remember how it came to be, or where it went.
It just kinda popped into my head when you mentioned it, so I vaguely remember a "Spit fetish" thing going on.


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