Adopt a Newbie {OPEN}

10-09-2007, 12:23 AM

well angel while im here i dont think anyone can beat me for dirtiest mind
EVERY conversation ive ever had i could find something that could be taken wrong
plus i have evil hearing anything remotely sexual my ears automatically tune in on
i have horrible hearing from too many concert photography sessions where i had one ear next to a speaker while leaning in to get the perfect shot
i spend an outdoor concert for some friends sitting on top of one speaker with another right next to my head
but even with horrible hearing i can hear someone say something perverted across a room

10-09-2007, 12:26 AM

oh you're all terrible! I'm wonderful and not perverted or anything! Honest! :)

10-09-2007, 12:32 AM

hehe well since i dont know you yet i cant comment on that yet but i KNOW im a perve its ok cause mike loves it
not many guys can find someone who loves doing the same stuff as me
like all the guys i know love watching porn and i love watching it too
its SO funny!!
me and the guys got two dvds of it the other week we went home got some wine and wine coolers and sat watching it commenting on stuff like they totally played the same clip twice a few times in one of the scenes
plus horrible camera work
bad lighting
who was in charge of that scene's decoration?! IS THAT A MENORAH ON THAT SHELF?!
its great

10-09-2007, 12:34 AM

lol bless ya. I can't watch badly done things because I comment on things like repeat clips, lighting, cameras and cg too and I hate when they do them badly. *pet peeve*

10-09-2007, 12:44 AM

well me and mike are photographers so we always notice stuff like that
and make fun of it mercilessly
the second dvd was much better tho

10-09-2007, 12:45 AM

*keeps quiet*

10-09-2007, 12:46 AM

Jayms is a photographer and he does an animation course. I'm a model and I have a diploma in performing arts...We're pretty cruel too.

10-09-2007, 12:58 AM

teehee i only model for mike
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...bum/mike10.jpg
and
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...lbum/mike6.jpg
see?
i cant wait till thursday cause we are going to pick up the film prints from when we went to the abbey and i was in a blue evening gown

10-09-2007, 01:07 AM

Well I've done runway
x X
Fashion
X
Lingerie
x
Swimwear
X

I can't be bothered to look through my photobucket for more of what I've done though :P I've also done artistic ones...No not nude, but manipulated ones and ones for arts sake (dressed up as a doll and placed on a toy shelf in post production and such)

10-09-2007, 01:12 AM

yea i do it only for mike
altho i have had some others use me for projects when i took my first photography class
my teacher finally said NO MORE USING KRISTAN IM TIRED OF LOOKING AT HER
he also used to say i drove him to drink
now im merchgirl and co photographer for the band he manages
and November we are all going to new york for a week
i wonder when i stopped driving him to multiple liquor shots
^_^ i have to ask him that next show

10-09-2007, 01:15 AM

LOL! My bloke uses me for his course projects too. But his teachers can't get sick because I live four hours north of him so he's the only one doing me and they're also a tad impressed that he has a professional model for his projects.

10-09-2007, 01:17 AM

nah i think almost everyone in the class used me for at least one project each
after that rule got put up crystal still used my hands for one ^_^ like frank knows one person's hands from another's

10-09-2007, 02:09 AM

Angel should so a romantic photoshoot with me. Of her dressed up like an elegant princess, with me as same scrubby stable boy.

10-09-2007, 02:11 AM

hehe Oh yeah baby, but I see you more as a prince though :) There you are I was wondering wherey you'd gone...Again. Can't stalk you if you don't post :P

10-09-2007, 02:13 AM

My fucking nazi girlfriend called to scream at me some more. She's making me crazy. I can't stand fighting with her. Breaks my heart, but I refuse to let her treat my like trash after all I've done for her over the past five years.

God, I just wanna smack her.. lol

Sorry about leaving without saying something. Forgive me!

10-09-2007, 02:16 AM

*bites the natzi* Poor secy!Want me to get her for you? I'll smack her into the other side of next week!

I forgive you. I was just like Trinnys gone, Brokens abandoned me...Secys abandoned me...*draws* my 6-h has abandoned me... :P

Now you and my 6-h are good again :)

10-09-2007, 02:18 AM

I really am starting to hate her. She's so... inconsolable. And obnoxious!! GOD DAMN IT! *rips hair out*

lol. I'm back now though. I should be on for another few hours.

10-09-2007, 02:21 AM

=o Newbie adoptions.

10-09-2007, 02:22 AM

Yeah she deserves the hate. Seriously! You did nothing wrong! She has no right to be like that! She makes me mad!

Yush newbie adoptions :)

10-09-2007, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Jayms_fallen_angel

*bites the natzi* Poor secy!Want me to get her for you? I'll smack her into the other side of next week!

I forgive you. I was just like Trinnys gone, Brokens abandoned me...Secys abandoned me...*draws* my 6-h has abandoned me... :P

Now you and my 6-h are good again :)

Sorry, Heroes was on. ^_^;

10-09-2007, 02:23 AM

I like Baja avi art.

10-09-2007, 02:24 AM

*hates* the new heroes isn't on here yet so no tell me about it or I'll cry!

10-09-2007, 02:25 AM

D= Baja wants to adopt a newbie, is there a list of like ones waiting to be adopted, I read the first page, but I don't remember seeing one.

@Secret - Thank you. ^^

10-09-2007, 02:25 AM

*lips are sealed* :wink:

10-09-2007, 02:26 AM

I downloaded it. lol