Never!!!

Have you ever eaten an insect?

Yes! ...But it was dead. And for eating. o_o

Have you ever danced in the rain?

Yes I have! (: It's quite funn to!~

Have you ever pissed in your pants from getting really scared or nervous or from laughing so hard?

Yes...

Have you ever ridden a dolphin?

No.

Have you ever stayed up 24 hours straight?

Yes!!!

Have you ever stolen something from your friend?

No- not from a friend

have you ever opened a present early then re-sealed it?

Yes- I tend to wrap things and forget who they're for, so I have to open them myself and check what they are.

Have you ever gotten a black eye?

Nope.

Have you ever hopped on one leg and rubbed your belly at the same time.

yep.

have you ever cosplayed an avatar you've created on avatar sites? (fan cosplay from tv shows/books/movies/wte doesn't count)

Of course not. My avatar 'cosplays' me. Or it will, when I can afford it some pants.

Have you ever been uncertain as to whether something was real or not?

Luckly no XD

Have you ever kissed one of the same gender?

Yes ~ relatives. :]

Have you ever eaten caviar?

Yes. One bite.

Never again. Ever. Oh god.

Have you ever been married?

no and i dont plan on it.

have you ever wished someone to die and then found out a little while later they actually died?

No.

Have you ever been cheated on?

Yup.

Did you ever cheat ON someone?

Only if they deserved it.

Have you ever willingly done something dangerous?

yep, that was the fun of it!

have ever had dreams, that went on for days?

no, but I thought of them for days...

Have you ever had your phones stolen?

No.

Have you ever watched a movie/tv show over and over again, of the same episode right after each other?

No,

Have you ever eaten 7 pizzas in a row?

Nope! but i've gotten close ^^ (forgot how many boxes though)

mm have you ever smoked?

yep but im trying to quit.

have you ever woken up early for something only to not be able to do it?

uhh... no

Have you ever made a 3-6 year old cry?