Ok, I am bored and came up with this: the user before you post a word that you have to rant about, from one liners to text walls I don't care. Then, when you have finished ranting about whatever you where ranting about, you give a new word. 'cause, let's face it, we all have something to rant about.

Ok, so first:

Unicorns

Unicorns.. I mean common people they are like all " Uuuuh look at me, I have a shiny thing-a-giggy horn on my forhead.. I skip around and eat butterflies and fart rainbow.. Lalalala... wheee.." It's not like they really can -always- be this way, They have to have their down-side too. This overpower sickning endless joy it just makes me want to rip the hairs out of my head and then tear of their head, jam it up their shiny white [Pipppppppppppp].... ( We interrupt this Rant until our speaker is done with her outburst)... And then dance around on their not so white pretty bodies until the sun sets. There, That is my rant about . the unicorns.

Next word.

Silly straws.

Silly straws... seriously, what's the point of them? Yeah yeah they're used for consuming beverages, but if you want something to drink, drink it! Don't WATCH it! If you're at a loss for something to do, do something constructive (...like this... ha)! Like play an instrument, or write a letter to someone! Don't sit there and look special as you watch your fizzy pop!

Next word:
Bananas :3

Bananas. They're phallic first off and foremost, ew. And second off they grow very far away from anyone who eats them. So they're great for the world economy but terrible for the US. There's no way we could grow bannanas unless they're in a green house. And greenhouses are awful because of the fertilizers they use and the water they waste. They're probably actually the reason honey bees are dying! (the greenhouses not the bananas) Last but not least: the only thing they're good for is breakfast . . . or peanut butter and honey sandwiches, but other than that they're good for nothing! And they're lazy. Yeah. Ask a banana to do something and it's always like "Yeah yeah later, I'm laying here turning brown right now."

*huff*

Next up . . . Cell phones

Cell phones... Yeah sure they can be useful, but people just use them too much! What happened to writing letters? What happened in society that made it the most popular way to communicate?!
Secondly, the hype. It's a load of rubbish! I have a phone that's meant to be pretty good, it's one of those new Nokia models. I'm now on my 5th replacement of this model! It crashes for absolutely no reason! And because it's a touch screen it loves to send blank SMS messages to people while I talk on the phone. Not just that it overheats so fast that I can't be on the phone for more than 5 minutes!
And what if there was some kind of technology epidemic? What would we rely on then?
"Yes officer, that's right, my TV is eating my cat AHHHHH THE PHONE IS EATING MEEEE!"

Next word:
Paracetamol

Paracetamol? What in the world is that!? Paracetamol is another word for acetaminophen? So, it's a crystalline structure used as a headache and pain realiever and also to reduce fevers, right? People really need to create less complex words... The people that make these words need a life... I mean, if your not somebody in the medical field, what are your chances of knowing what a paracetamol is? If the world were less complicated, life would be sooooo much easier... Paracetamol is a crystalline structure, so maybe people studying science might know abou it, too... Ugh... I think after ranting about this, I've developed a headache... I think I'll go take some medicine with paracetamol...

Next Word:
Books

Books are a waste of time and space! Sometimes I spend hours and days reading a book, only to be dissapointed by the unsatisfactory ending. What a waste of time really, when I could actually be doing something productive! Also, why are book so expensive? It costs at least £5 for a book! I mean come on! I'm not made of money you know! You read the book once or twice and that's it, £5 gone to waste. Plus, they take up so much space. You have to buy a special shelf for them to go on, otherwise they go on the floor and trip you up! Really, books, so annoying aren't they?

p.s I love books really x]

Next subject to rant about:
Chat up lines.

Chat-up lines? Are you joking me? Are those 'pick-up' lines? Must be! And what's with people and those anyways. "Hey baby, did it hurt?"
No, you know what hurt? It hurt when you said that. My brain literally imploded on itself because you tried to pick me up with your dumb line. Thank you. That's how much it hurt. And you know another one that gets me? "Did you just fart, because you blew me away!"
Yeah if I farted, you wouldn't be blown away, you'd be dead. They stink. That's particals of methane and whatnot, particals of poop. I cannot blow you away with methane and poop, I can make you go "Ew, God who did that" but I cannot blow you away unless I somehow, by some Godly miracle, developed some amazing super power out of my rump.
And for the record, no, I have enough bones in my body and I would not like one of yours. I know which one you're talking about, ew. If got intended me to have two-hundred-and-fifty-seven bones in my body, he would have given me two-hundred-and-fifty-seven not two-hundred-and-fifty-six.
Oh and no, no you can not have a map. You did not get lost in my eyes. You're a liar - and how insulting, my father is not a thief and he did not steal the stars and put them in my eyes. That's illegal and impossible, my eyes are just blue like a lot of peoples.
Do I believe in love at first site? No I don't, and no - don't walk by again unless you plan on tripping over a cliff to give me a laugh.

[Will add to this after]

Next subject:
Over-obsessed gamers as boyfriends/girlfriends.

Dear god, an over-obsessed gamer as a boyfriend? is that possible? i though that they had lost their heart and soul at that point.. hmm, well thank god i've never been with one and i dont plan on starting. how can i be his partner if his real partner is make believe? oh wait! shhhh its okay, i didnt say make believe! they're as real as you believe they are! dont worry, shhh, shhh. screw that game. both games, the game of going out and the one he's obsessed with. although i suppose there are always ways a girl can win out... ;D

next topic: waffles
yeah, who can rant about waffles? i challenge thee. though mine wasnt a very good rant, i have no experience on the topic myself...

Waffles... Who the heck came up with that name anyway? Where do it even come from? I mean, sure, it's a kinda funny word when you are nearly dizzy from not sleeping in awhile but otherwise, it's just silly! And why is there so damn many type of breakfast bread thingies? They ALL NEARLY TASTE THE SAME!! And shall I even talk about those squares they have all over them? THOSE ARE HUST A WAY TO MAKE PEOPLE FAT!! You put syrup.. and some more 'cuz it can old it, then it end up with so much sugar that the whole thing is swimming in stickiness, then you eat it, and end up getting sick of all that sugar because someone put a few of them before you and you just -had- to pick up more than you normally would because you thing "and if they would be wasted...?" Then you end up depressed, turn to drug, then turn to crime to pay the drug and end up finishing you pitiful life in prison. THERE! Waffles ARE RESPONSIBLE IN PULLING HELPLESS PEOPLE INTO A LIFE OF DESPAIR! They are EVIL O.o!

(Not really ^^'...)

Next:
Waterless Soaps.

Waterless Soaps...What is that? I've never heard of that before. Why can't you just use regular soaps and get it over with? People will do anything to make money these days. Why don't they make a waffle machine thingy instead of waterless soaps. Seriously, what is that? Just because I don't know what that is, it does not make me weird. Right? I don't know what this world has come to! Waterless Soaps? WATERLESS SOAPS? Why? Why are you wasting your time on these useless things?!?!

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Next: Menewsha

Menewsha? Who decided to get me started, dude? On the topic of Menewsha, the part of that site that gets me the most are the people who post in the Word Games Forum. I mean, COME ON! Do you honestly have such a bad life that you simply must make a story six words at a time with people you don't even know? And Menewsha itself is just like every other community website; it's a place where 40-year-old weirdos can stalk 13-year-olds for no freakin' reason and who knows what comes of that! ToS? Pff, who follows that? I do! But some freak'll come up to me and do something COMPLETELY against the ToS, and when I report him, do they TELL me whether he's gone or not? NO! Don't you think I might want to know whether the freak who hit on me shameless and illegally is banned or not? Sheesh! Menewsha, pfft. And what about txt tlk? LIke, some noob always comes up to me in a forum and goes, "OMG CN U SHO ME HOWW U GOTS DAT AWSUM ITIM?" And if they don't do that, then it's the completely illiterate freak who shows up in a semi- or all-lit roleplay and stinks up the place with their terrible writing and grammar! FYI, idiot: " *i walks in* hai" is not literate. Nor is it third person, nor is it past tense, and it's certainly not acceptable! It's just stupid! Give me a freakin' break!

Thank you. Phew, that was a touchy subject. Hope no mods get mad at me for that...*hides*


Coming soon...Underage Drinking