Let me change.
"Why do I have to always be the victim!"

"Agent HEY-LEE, can you pass the rabbit?"

"What? Does lightkanna think I'm a mind... reader... shit. I am!"

"...Why am I always the one to get in trouble? Is everyone a sadist?"

"Dude, WhiteSerenade must be a masochist for attracting all this trouble."

"Oh, shitz.. She's on to me. But she IS a sadist so maybe she'll be cool with it."

"I like my eyes, there so pretty" *drools*

*le gasp* You know exactly how I feel about my eyes!! =O

"With my eyes and my tattoo I can seduce anyone."

lol

"If someone annoys me, I can whack them on the head with this handy staff!"

"The results on my quiz are so similar to how I really am it gives me chills."

(It actually is true...)

"Come closer Child *creepy rapist stare* LET ME DRINK YOUR BLOOD"

Yes, I am really a psychic! xD And wtf is with my thoughts?! lmao

"Oh, God.. I hope she isn't speaking to me! SHIT, SHE IS! RUUUUNNN!!"

"You can't escape me...I will find you"

"Oh no you won't.. I'm the only one who knows about this hidden passageway!"

"I wish I knew where this hidden passageway is, Then I could be link and save princess Zelda!"

"Hmmm...I think that I should find something to do.....LOOK! A pink and black poodle!"

"Damn, I wish I had a cool eye patch like hers. So awesome.."

"Why would she want to save Princess Zelda?! Link is all mine, Agent HEY-LEE, LEAVE THINGS THE WAY THEY ARE!!"

"NEVER! You can't make me! and just to prove my point I have stolen your car!"

"I just wish I had one to drive to Taco bell and be rude to them!"

"You better not be rude to me! My husband is a lawyer. He'll be able to put a lawsuit on your arse!!"

"Haha, I love being rude to my friend!"

"Why do I always have to smile this much!?"

"I totally want to jack lightkanna's clothes"
rofl..

"Don't touch the eye patch, or I'll make you sorry."