"I'm feeling a bit blue. Where have all the colors gone?"

"Little Red is the name, hunting is the game"

So excited for this date!

It smells like candy and flowers here...

I think I'll just curl up over there and take a little catnap.

Oh I didn't see you come in...ahem

I found te pot o gold

I'm going to go steal that diamond bracelet!

Not only did they leave the tail off the kite, but whoever drew on my whiteboard with permanent markers is about to DIE.

I'm so cute, fashion weekly will absolutely have to put me and my mousy on the front page!

I'm so smooth, I even know when a girl actually likes being called cute. Yep, that's me, a real smooth operator... This one looks like she likes flattery... Yep.

That's right, missy, I'm biting thorns and I don't care... Yep, 'cause I'm cool like that...

Aw, you don't have to walk little mouse. I'll carry you in my teacup :3

Guh, my legs hurt. Even my face hurts! How long do I have to stand here smiling?

What a cute little grey mouse, it's so cute that I want to take it home with me, squish it gently and call it 'George'

HOLY FREAKING CRAP, there's a WHALECOW on my HEAD!

Hunting at night is my favorite

"Damn, look at dat ass on Gene Kelly!"

"I dragged my feet over a hundred miles of shag carpet to achieve full zapping power, so you'd better appreciate this."

"I think I'll take a stroll on this nice summer's day" :)

"Boy, that Gatsby fella ain't no rag-a-muffin, lemme tell ya!"

"Oh no, that chick posting below me can totally see up my jumper!"

"Every day is Halloweeeeen!.. Oh wait.. where are my undies?"

"Hot damn, that chick isn't wearing any underwear!

Wait, is it actually raining, or..."

"Where did I put the bra that matches these bloomers?"

"Nothing better than some tea and good books"