I'd take the present that I hate. I can sell it on ebay later.
Would you rather work at a job you hate, or live isolated in the wilderness for a year?

Live isolated...I hope they have Internet there o_O

Would you rather be bitten by a dog or five thousand mosquitoes?

A dog (less annoying.)
Would you rather be unable to talk or be paralysed from the waist down?

Unable to talk.
Would you rather travel in to ancient past or far in the future?

far in the future.

Would you rather live in an igloo for the rest of your life
or.......
Be savagely attcked by a giant mutant goldfish

Be Savagely attacked by a giant mutant Goldfish. What a cool real-life story I would have!
Would you rather live in a house full of jelly or mashmellows?

house full of jelly.

Would you rather bath a hobo
or........
eat a dead mouse

Bath a hobo...I don't have to be with him/her in the tub, right?

Would you rather wear a chain necklace or a thread (leather or plastic) necklace?

chain

be a police offiecr or a criminal

Police officer, even if the police always gets the worst weapons against the rich bad guys.

Would you rather be a thief or a robber?

Aren't they the same? o.o;

Would you rather go to bed feeling sick or go to bed feeling hungry?

Nah, thieves steal things when you're not aware of it, robbers outright take it by force from you...at least, that's how I remember it :P

Feeling sick...I hate the feeling hunger, had to go through that for nearly three months while at school because I go to bed too late and all my dinner's already been digested by the time I go to bed D:

Would you rather eat a pidgeon or a raven?

um neither but raven

Would you rather be stood on by bigfoot or sit on a hedgehog

Sit on a hedgehog, I'll just wear a pair of really thick jeans.

Would you rather have a fight with your mother or your father?

With my father....but I wouldn't hit him hard xD

Would you rather live in a jungle or in a desert?

Hmm a jungle, you can build shelters and find food.
Would you rather have Green or Gray hair?

Green hair...just look at my avatar :D

Would you rather go to heaven or to hell? :evil: :angel:

Hell, I've always wanted to see what Satan looked like...o.O;; (though I guess I can say the same for God)

Would you rather live in a quiet sewer or under a loud construction site?

In a quiet sewer, I guess....

Would you rather have a tattoo of a little bird or a tattoo of a tiger!?

Depends on what kind of bird it is...but if it's a...say, random sparrow or robin I'll take the tiger...

Would you rather have angel wings tattooed to your back or devil/demon wings?

Demon wings!

Would you rather: Drink expired milk or eat partially cooked beef? :ninja:

Of course the partially cooked beef! There's nothing more disgusting than expired milk :?

Would you rather get a bald head or have your hair coloured pink!? xD

I'm curious as to how pink hair would look actually.

Would you rather have to sky dive or go deep sea diving?

Deep sea diving, I'd be scared shitless of jumping out of a plane xD;

Would you rather have to walk on your hands for a year or eat a pie with a whole goldfish in it?

Eat a pie with a goldfish in it.

Would you rather wear a leathercoat or a jeans-jacket?