I choose... not to choose. //>.>

Would you rather save someone from a burning building or save someone from drowning?

Drowning...less chance of having myself burnt up, though chances are I'll be dragged down into the water and drown isntead...>.>

Would you rather stay up all day or stay up all night?

stay up all night, I'm pretty nocturnal even when my insomnia isn't that bad.

Would you rather walk a mile in 100 degree heat or break some one's heart

100 degree heat...I hate the break up thing no matter what side of it I'm on.

Would you rather have to watch everyone get married but you
or
be the one getting married but over and over again?

Watch everyone get married but me.

Would you rather go on vacation to the desert in the summer where it's 120 degrees F

or

To the arctic in the winter where its 70 below freezing?

The desert. I live there. XD

Would you rather be bald for eternity
or
Be a baby for eterinity?

Be a baby for eternity, then I wouldn't have to worry about school and stuff and everyone would croon over you and give you stuff and feed you, and you wouldn't have to worry about annoying stuff like looks or personality. BABYNESS WOOT!!

Would you rather be haunted my a mass-murderer or a child who died in a car accident?

Um...that would depend on just who the mass-murderer is...if it's Sephiroth then I wouldn't mind (too much), if not...well...maybe I'll take the kid. I've seen a kid ghost before, after all >.>;;

Would you rather be an evil spirit or a poltergeist?

Poltergeist, definitely! It would stink to be evil, because it never wins!

WYR have the poetic genius of Shakespeare but only if you're describing your BMs
-OR-
Have the world's best singing voice but only when singing stupid, annoying little kids' songs (e.g. Barney songs)?

I'd be the singer. Youtube stardom, here I come~

Would you rather get stung by a jellyfish
or
Get stung by a bee?

A bee, hurts much less

Would you rather lose your sense of touch

or lose your eyesight?

Be eaten by a bear, at least I'll be a nice meal, a thresher would just be a waste. I'm very tender and juicy ;)

Would you rather go to the dentist to get your teeth drilled

or

Be forced to watch a Jennifer lopez movie?

I think I'd rather watch a Jennifer Lopez movie. I hate going to the dentist, even when I don't have to get my teeth drilled.

Would you rather have to listen to only one song your whole life, or listen to no music at all for the rest of your life?

One song my whole life. Better than nothing...

Would you rather have a name that you hate, or a name that you love but clashes horribly with your surname?

Name that I love

Would you rather only have cake for the rest of your life

or

only pie for the rest of your life?

Pie. At least pies have both salty and sweet kinds...I have a hard time imagining salty cake.

Would you rather eat pork or beef for the rest of your life?

XP I'm a vegetarian....so um, neither, but definitely not pork.

Would you rather live in your car or have to live at your great aunt gertie's where you have to give her sponge baths nightly?

Ugh! Chew my arm off of course.

Would you rather only be able to eat one thing for the rest of your life

or

eat what every you like but not be able to taste any of it?

Eat whatever, I don't really care about tastes :P

Would you rather work at a pizza place or a place like McDonalds?

Pizza place. I like pizzas better than hamburgers and fries. :)

Would you rather eat an angel cake or a devil cake?

DEVIL CAKE it's sooooo much better, and the name's better too :rofl: (joke ;))

Would you rather kiss a 90-year-old person of the opposite gender that you hardly know or kiss a camel?

I'll take the 90-year-old person...chances are the person'll be cleaner than the camel...

Would you rather have your hair stuck in the messiest and most horrible birds-nest of a hairstyle or be bald?