You get an ugly ancient lamp with flowers on it.

*coin*

You get a paisely patterned dress.

*coin*

you get a huge bowl of soup to go with your spork :P

*coin*

You get

a contract?

-coin-

You get an apple tree.
-coin-

You get 1-up.

*coin*

You get princess peach.
-peso-

D:

You get Mario.

*crams Peach back inside the machine*

*A ninja and a pirate come spilling out of the machine at you. *
They were fighting in there for a cookie.

-coin-

Oh mai. O_o;

*stares at the ninja and pirate, not seeing the tumbled of cookies falling from the vending machine behind*


*idly tosses a coin into the machine*

So I got nothing from the vending machine?
What a rip-off. :lol:
You get a dinosaur to add to your collection.
-coin-

You did! All the cookies that fell from the machine while the ninja and pirate were fighting. :P


Woot! Is it an air-humping dinosaur? :eager:


You get more cookies. :lol:


*coin*

Yes. It's an air humping dinosaur. And it humps the air in a rythym to the beat to r&b tunes. :lol:
You get a giant peach and a boy named James pops out of the top. And out follows a bunch of giant bugs....

-chunk of fruit-

Yuck bugs! :gonk:


*gets some cans of bug spray*

*coin*

You get a watermelon with horns and a thong? :)

-coin-

o.O


You get a roast pig with an apple in its mouth.

*coin*

You get samurai gear.
-katana-

Awesome! :eager: *swishes around with the katana, accidentally chopping things off various objects in the area, like the vending machine*

*random boxes filled with cans of soda falls out of the semi-chopped up vending machine*


*coin*

You get a repair man. He fixes the vending machine.
-coin-
-coin-
-coin-
-coin-
-coin-
-coin-
-coin-
-peso-
-coin-
-coin-
-coin-
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You get...a dollar bill, from the excess coin-buildup. O_o

*coin*

You get a huge TV.
-coin-

You get a remote control to go along with the TV. :XD

*coin*

You get a fresh pair of boxer shorts

*coin*

Ooh, my first pair of boxers that isn't the default ones! :eager:


You get a large bottle of purple-colored, lavender-scented shampoo.

*coin*

lol

I love lavender!

You get meat loaf.

*coin*