Wh-what?! Even Jelice, the best effing priest ever?!

You had a tornado today? O.O

You saw the tornado, and were taken away with Dorothy.

I wish I had remembered to make ramen for dinner.

Yeah, we had a "tornado" here today... or something along those lines, but that wasn't the dangerous part, the dangerous part were the kids having panic attacks when we had to go into lockdown.

You remember! Yet you have no ramen in the house for one of my bunnies snuck in last night and ate all of it~

what is the wish?

I wish that I lived in Japan

OMG! I forgot to put a wish!!!!

Your now in Japan!!! Now watch as the giant sushi monsters tear up the city along with you!

I wish for a black bunny!

you got a puppet bunny instead
I wish for some sushi

Nyahaha! The sushi eats you instead!

I wish to be psychic.

Oh.. lol I remember I used to freak out during them too. But that was back in elementary when I thought every watch meant we were going to be picked up like in The Wizard of Oz.

You get to be a psychic, but only in the "What is the avatar above you thinking?" thread.

(Or w/e it is.)

I wish my grandma's dog was younger.

Poof! He is magically younger! Too bad that he also turned into a goldfish along the way.

I wish I could go see the movie "9" today with all my friends instead of babysitting.

You get to go to the movies with your friends but there are some technical difficulties and there's no sound for almost an hour. Plus, the manager denies this and refuses to give you a refund.

I wish the house wasn't smelling like smoke.

It's not. It smells like freshly pulled dandelions, dirt and soil still included.

I wish it was raining outside!

It's raining so much and so hard that you had to create an ark.

I wish my clock would just reset itself.

It has reset itself! Wait, the clock came to life!? Now you check yourself into a psycho asylumn.

I wish for more cash.

You get more cash, but it was by robbing a bank and the cops are going to run into your house in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

I wish I owned a straight-jacket. xD

Congradulations! You get one FREE when you enter the psycho asylumn!

I wish my eyes were pink.

W00T GO PSYCHO ASYLUMNS!! <3 Wait.. Does this mean I can't try to escape from it? :'(

Your eyes are pink, but now everyone thinks you're an albino even though you don't have white-blonde hair.

I wish my hair would grow faster, and straighter so I don't need to use the stupid straightening iron anymore..