Easy as pie, fun as cake! The Story Telling Game!

I didn't see a thread so I decided to make one. ' w'

Rules:

Quote the sentence above you and add another sentence to it. Thus making ridiculous story.

Example:

1. A man was walking down the street and saw a purple armadillo.
2. A man was walking down the street and saw a purple armadillo. The armadillo rose up and told him the meaning of life.
3. The armadillow rose up and told him the meaning of life. The secret was so intense his head exploded.

And so on and so forth.

If a story ends, start a new one!

ILL START!




A son came home from school crying and holding a peice of paper.

A son came home from school crying and holding a peice of paper. He then looked up at his mother with a maniac-like grin

He then looked up at his mother with a maniac-like grin. "Mom, the doctor said im...INSANE!!! MWAHAHA!"

"Mom, the doctor said im...INSANE!!! MWAHAHA!"
His mom then, slapped him with the piece of sausage that she was cooking.

"His mom then, slapped him with the piece of sausage that she was cooking."
After his mom has slapped him, he fell to the floor, crying and holding his face.

"After his mom has slapped him, he fell to the floor, crying and holding his face. "
The boy couldnt believe his own mother would hit him with such a delicious treat, the rage slowly built up inside him.

"The boy couldnt believe his own mother would hit him with such a delicious treat, the rage slowly built up inside him."
He turned to his mother, hair sparking with inner energy and with eyes of fire, and he said

He turned to his mother, hair sparking with inner energy and with eyes of fire, and he said
"MWAHHAHAHA I AM A WIZARD, I CAN KILL YOU ADVADAKADABRA!!!!"

"MWAHHAHAHA I AM A WIZARD, I CAN KILL YOU ADVADAKADABRA!!!!"
"Take that Cedric Diggory!!!!! uh.. I mean mum......"

""Take that Cedric Diggory!!!!! uh.. I mean mum......"
With that said, the boy went sprinting around the house screaming.

With that said, the boy went sprinting around the house screaming

So his brother threw an xbox controller at him, and callled him a 'Frickking n00b'.

So his brother threw as xbox controller at him, and called him a 'Frickking n00b'.

He threw the xbox controller back at his brother, then ran out of the room.