So.. I am naked.. [A game]
 

..Not in real life, but on this forum.

(Thought I should clarify.)

I am rather a newbie and quite proud of these earrings I bought for 35 gold. Yes, proud. But I am a greedy bastard and am not content with just earrings. I feel that clothing might possibly suffice my outrageous gluttonous thirst for gold. Possibly.

So in order to quench this thirst, I propose selling myself.

No, not sexually.

But, uh, with insults and compliments. Confused? Here how it works.

So, in order to help my post count (and if you feel that you should give into my vice and donate) I will insult and compliment every person that posts. Feel free to do the same if you wish. Easy? Gogogo.

Interesting theory..... not so sure its gonna work for ya though :O
might i suggest.... games?

@ Greedy:

[+] I compliment at your helpfulness in suggesting games. I mean, any suggestions are helpful I suppose, even if I end up not using your suggestion at all. (Games are boring and forum posting is more fun?) Also, I compliment your rather large, phallic lolipop.

[-] I insult your lack of pink in your avatar. For I think pink is the universal color choice (as pink goes with every color, even your grass-green-puke color you got going on) and your lack of pink disturbs me.

That is all.

If you feel you must be insulted or complimented again, feel free to post.

wow that was strange.... and for the record, my last outfit was puke color green, this one is much more mint chocolate chip green to be honest.

Alright fine. Insult and humor me.

haha i wanna see this :P

This is interesting =)

I too want to see this ^_^

AVIIS!! amuse me!!

kole do you want a lolli? :O
if you do, pm me ^__^
and thank you, i try hard to make my avi pretty ^__^

Since I plan to reap the benefits of this thread, I will post a reply to each of you, so that I may get more gold and eventually become filthy rich. Do not question me.

First: Liquid Diamond

{+} You have a hot avatar picture thing in your profile. Whether that is you or not, I care not, just please don't send the feds after me if you are under 18 or something.

{-} It seems that you have bishounen roses flying out from your panties. While that may not be an insult, I think you should get that looked at.

careful boy-o
girls kill xD

Hahaha yesss!!! Also, that is my pic.. I also posted a few above you in that thread where we all post our rl pictures. (I hate to say it, but you're slightly attractive). And yea, those roses are STDs :( they fly out of my no no parts every now and then.

Leenalia:

[+] Your avatar looks like a white ninja. While wearing white is counter productive for being a ninja, I do think it looks rather cool.

[-] Silvera is not a real location, you liar. )<

@locke like i said pm me :D

I kind of wish flowers flew out of my genitals, though I think it would make for awkward first dates. Hmm..

I will have to go look at the thread! And I promise to take "slightly attractive" as a compliment. (It isn't like "kind of good looking, maybe, sort of..ish" right?)

I like making all of my compliments backhanded. So yes, slightly attractive is a good thing.

Kole_Locke:

[+] I compliment your ability to save gold. I mean, really, when I hit triple digits I will probably spend it all on like socks or something. Kudos you rich bastard. Also: your ability to confuse your gender. (wtf are you? D: )

[-] Do you realize your cane is on your toes? Ouch.

I am going to bed, but if you feel like being a new, naked avatars friend, add me and I might actually talk to you. Or something.

Also: you get free punches at insulting me.

(: Peace.

Wow. That was interesting. Feel free to try to humor me.

This thread belongs in word games, so I'm going to move it on over there. :yes:

This sounds pretty fun
lemme have it then