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im so hardcore, rather than drive around the mountain, i carried my car on my back and went over it instead!
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im so hardcore that insted of sailing around the world, i swam around it and set a faster record than a boat did ^_^
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im so hardcore, i dont shoot bullets from a gun, i throw them with the same effect!
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I'm so hardcore, I drink alchohol through a straw - with my nose. (o.k. it's pretty stupid, but... whatever. :lol:)
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im so hardcore, i can drink 1000 cups of coffee and feel no effect ^_^
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I'm so hardcore, I have danced on top of a volcano.
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im so hardcore that i can carry 100 kittens in one arm... awwww kittens =3, i mean HA kittens :P
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I'm so hardcore, I can see into the future!
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im so hardcore that i can telaport to the future and back
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I'm so hardcore, you can't see me, because I'm a ninja!
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im so hardcore than im invicable
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I took a sheild that cannot be penatrated by anything, and a bullet that can penatrate anything, made them collide, and they both turned to dust, because I'm so hardcore.
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im so hardcore that whenever i have a bath or shower i sing this song: YouTube - 300 - Battle Song
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I'm so hardcore, when I'm in the shower, the shower starts singing.
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im so hardcore, that i shower in blood
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I’m so Hardcore I use The Shift Key Improperly.
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I'm so hardcore I plant more tomato plants than I could ever possibly need.
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I'm so hardcore, I can rape people and they love it.
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... wouldnt that just be surprise secks then? ^_^
Im so hardcore i out sparkled edward cullen! |
I'm so harcore, when I crap, it's golden. :lol:
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I don't have a dick to surprise butt secks them, man. XD
I'm so hardcore, I did your mom last night. Including other people but that isn't important. :) |
gotta love a strap on then!
im so hardcore, i eat light bulbs and shit marbles and thimbles! |
I'm so hardcore, I drink my food and eat my drinks.
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im so hardcore that i catch sharks with my bare hands, kill them by punching them to death and then i eat them
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Im so hardcore I got myself pregnant... and im male!
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