H-HOW DID YOU KNOW!?!?
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!?!?

Did you just read my mind?

Apparently I did. I suppose I have magical telepathic powers I already knew about! :B

Did you just make my head itch? D:

*dumps itching powder on you unsneakily*
Nope.

Did you jst notice my plan and thwart it?

Yes. Because I gave you fleas. :3

Did you just eat my lollypop? D8

OH NO A SIMULTANEOUS POST!!

I did cause I can read minds, and I stole your lollipop but I hasn't eated it yet D:

Did you just go "LALALALA~" and expect me not to hear it? D<

Yes. *defeated*

Did you also fear another simulpost was gonna happen?

Nope. I do not fear anything. ...except for spiders. D8 Acidic spiders are scarier. >:

Did you just eat that gay hobo?

No, but I can see how it may have looked like I did from that angle...

Did you just slap my sister with a frozen fish?

No! I thawed the fish first. >:

Did you just lick that frozen pole?

Yeah. It tasted bad AND now my tongue fell off too. It seems her blood wasn't the cure.
And please don't hit me with omega 3's

Did you just ask why I call fishies Omega 3's?

No, I already know why you call them that.

Did you just level up your signature moogle?

Nope, someone else must have (And they will die soon since I can't log in...)

Did you just mourn for my soon to be dead Squibys

No. I don't care for them. Just kidding!

Did you just give up on them? D:

Yup. And the site for now.
Registry is impossible. I might put their codes on a document though
The internet is currently pissing me off.

Did you just say I was overreacting?

Well it didn't come out of my mouth... so you know, I didn't verbalize it or anything... But yes, I definitely thought it.

Did you just come up with a "Did you just" that hasn't been done already?

No, I'm very rawr on the same page with the dudeness.

Did you just lick my hamster's butt?

(That's been done, dearie)

Wait! That was YOUR hamster!? EWWWWWWWWW!

Did you just make out with my nameless guinea pig!?

Ew, no. It must've been some crazy look-a-like.

Did you just throw a fruit at that kind gentleman over yonder?

*hurls a pineapple*
Oh he's no kind gentleman dearie. He called me a wench and demanded I fetch him a beer and a sammich!

Did you just ask him if that's true?

Yes, I don't believe a word from your mouth, wench! D:<

Did you just come to my house to threaten my life?

I tried to...which house is yours again, I turned onto 120 but can't find 110 anywhere!!
(HAH making fun of our friends!~)

Did you just lol at that joke?

No, I didn't cause it's not funny. <: lol

Did you just question my sexuality? D:

Yes, because I'm really a lesbian who isn't looking because she loves her girlfriend. <3 Lozzie is winsome.

Did you just question my gender? D8

QUESTION-QUESTION-QUESTION!!!!! Dx *flails*

Did you just shoot me with an RPG like on Uncharted?