yes for im a super dragon :lol:
did you just laugh at my super dragon skills

No, I giggled at your superdragon skillz, then I nommed on them >:D

Did you just eat that puppy?!

no, i eat deer not puppys :lol:
did you call me a killer

No, I called you an eater...I think.
Did you just accuse me?

ummmmm... no, yes, mabey
did you just chuckle at me?

Yes
Did you just pet a fluffy panda?

no i ate it, sorry
did you just call the cops?

Yes, for canniblism because that panda was a person!

Did you just listen to music?!

no, im tring to hide from the cops, and its hard since im a dragon :cry:
did you just laugh because i can't hide?

No, I laughed because you're dragonfake which means you're fake...remember?

Did you just see my new bunny George?

yes, i have two bunnez :XD
did you just call me stuck up
(im not a fake dragon :cry:)

No, I called you a old man who eats animals!

Did you just eat my hand?!

YOU DESERVED IT! I know what happened - IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

Did you just sing the Great Mighty Poo (Conker's bad fur day) song to a 32 year old donkey who doesn't love you anymore?!

no.

Did you just set that building on fire?

yes, they deserved my dragon rage
did you just slap me O_O

yes because you are a dragonfake.
Did you just kill my dog?! :O

yes, thats for slapping me
did you just climb into me, to try and get you dog back?

no way,

did you just walk into that poll?

Shush! No need to announce it to everybody that I did!

Did you just take that candy from the ground and put it in your mouth?

Can't let good candy go to waste! A few hairs never hurt anybody. <:

Did you just sit on my iPod? >:

nah, i just sat on your dog

did you just lick her eyeball?

No, no, I poked it with my tongue. There's a slight difference. :B

Did you just choke on a spork? o:

NO, I choked on a spife.

Did you just slip on a skateboard?

no.
did you just kill a butterfly?

no
did you just poke some-one