Neither have I...nor any time at all, for that matter. :ninja:

Never have I ever tap-danced in my underwear. :XD *random*

I have~ :3

Never have I ever beamed a laser pen at someone's eyes.

Neither have I. :XD

Never have I ever drank from a fish bowl.

Neither have I.

Never have I ever worn color contacts.

Um, I can't remember if I have...:sweat:

Never have I ever ate an entire pizza by myself.

Neither have I. o ___o;;;

Never have I ever worn a top hat out in public that's not at a store trying it on for the sake of trying it on.

I have! It was a huge spider too, very gorgeous. :drool:
Rather slow though, probably because of its size...so I could safely poke it without worrying about whether or not it will bite me.

Never have I ever chewed tobacco.