I have 3. A butterfly on my upper left arm, a tribal band undernearh & my name in this really fancy script on my right shoulder/back.

Never ever have I done or played ding-dong ditch.

When I was a little kid, my friend Lane was probably the biggest influence in my life. Sadly, he was also a troublemaker. A couple of times, I played ding-dong ditch on my neighbors, and both times my mom forced me into writing apology letters.

Never have I ever pet a wolf.

Neither have I. I have pet a hyrid wolf and something that was kept as a pet.

Never have I ever TP'd someone house.

I have never TP'd somebody's house before... Doesn't mean I haven't wanted to...

Never have I ever smoked a cigarette.

Neither have I. My mom smoked growing up, and I never realized how disgusting cigarette smoke smelled until after she stopped. I hate being stuck in a car or something with someone smoking, especially if they refuse to roll down the window.

Never have I ever seen a tornado

(My mom has smoked all of my life, but mostly attempts not to do it around me. I was okay with it while I was young, but then all of a sudden the smell and smoke hit me and I can no longer stand it.)

Neither have I. Been threats of tornados often enough, but I've never actually seen one.

Never have I ever swam in the ocean.

Neither have I. I don't know how to swim, which is a shame considering I live near the ocean, or Gulf of Mexico, kind of the same thing. I live about a mile or less from the beach.

Never have I ever been in a fist fight.

Neither have I. Unless mock ones count, in which case I've been in several.

Never have I ever trusted a drunk person.

I have. It steered me very wrong one time, like in the apartment of some unknown men who didn't want to let us leave.

Never have I ever been in a ball pit (like the ones for little kids)

Sadly, neither have I.

Never have I ever picked up a spider.

wow, I've done all of the things on this page, does that make me,a bad person, or an adventurous hero? you decide;

ding dong ditch, we call knock down ginger here, and we played it everyday when we were kids, especially on the homes of people who didn't return our football after we kicked it over the fence. ahh, the trials and tribulations of street soccer.

I once petted a wolf at Windsor Safari Park, its fur is alot rougher than it looks. a rhino and hippopotamus too, the rumours are true, they stink something rotten.

I've TPed quite a few houses in my time, but only if they really really really deserved it.

I used to smoke like a chimney, but I'm slowly giving it up/cutting down.

we had a mini tornado in London a few years back, nothing serious, we walked through the whole thing. though somebody did loose their umbrella.

I wouldn't swim in the sea in England, the water's waaaay too cold and a little bit brown for a human being with any form of self respect or in the least a sense of healthy living to venture in past the trousers rolled up to their knees. but I swam in the Aegean Sea the last time I went to Greece, the water there is as clear as tap water and we found an octopus hiding under a rock, which swam away when it got bored of replacing the smaller rocks we kept moving so we could see its arms stretch out to retrieve them.

the last fist fight I participated in, some random weirdo tried to smash a beer bottle over my head from behind, so I broke his arm by twisting his wrist the opposite way to his elbow. I didn't want to but it was the only way to get him to stop trying to cut off my face when the bottle smashed on the railings. I still don't know what his deal was, maybe I peed in his cocopuffs in a past life.

I trust drunks all the time, often its the only time some people tell the truth.

I've been in a few ball pits, I organize games for a local primary school's fair twice a year (winter and summer) and often have to try them out, in the interests of 'saftey' of course. lol, they are fun though.

whenever I get a spider in the house I use the old glass and a piece of paper trick to put them outside. but when I was a kid, a friend and I hunted them in the garden and kept them in giant candy jars filled with twigs and leaves so we could 'study' their habits. the results were conclusive, spiders like ants, flies, smaller spiders, and moths, but chicken nuggets? not so much ��


never ever ever have I, been accidentally hit by a moving vehicle.

My my, someone is a busy person with all their life experiences lol. I got to pet a wallaby at the zoo once when they still had them here.

Never have I ever had an offspring. (and I never will lol, thank goodness)

lol, I'm batting for six today, as I have done so atleast once ��

Originally Posted by Rosethorn

What's a mangle?

Rosethorn: a mangle is an old Victorian domestic device, consisting of a winding handle and two wooden rollers, used to wring the excess water from hand washed laundry before hanging it on the clothes line. it was common for daydreaming housewives to accidentally get their hands trapped in the mechanism with painful, bone crunching results, hence the word 'mangled' being introduced to the English language to iterate incidental disfigurement ��

never ever ever have I, had my face 'stay that way' when the wind changed.

Oh, hey! Thanks Menelaus. I kept trying to remember what I was meaning to look up on google, and now I know. Thank you for telling me.

I am so, so glad I have no children and cannot have any.

Never have I ever been set on fire.

The water here is brown as well. There are islands off the coast that act as a barrier, which helps when hurricanes come through, but it also makes the water brown from the dirt and stuff... But if you go two hours away to Pensacola, the water is a crystal-clear blue green color.

I have never been set on fire. Thank goodness. That is a painful recovery process.

Never have I ever had glamour shots taken.

Nor have I.

Never have I ever put BBQ in cereal.

lol, when I first left school I worked as a motor mechanic. we used to set out boots alight with an aerosol spray (of which I forget the name) then dare each other to walk to the shops with our feet ablaze. it was completely harmless as the fumes burned at low temperatures and the fire rarely spread further than the point of origin, but the looks we used to get walking down the street with blue flaming feet, that was priceless ��

lol, reminder to self: post faster!! I've never put bbq on cereal either, but a friend of mine pours brandy on his cornflakes as a hangover cure, doubt it works but the placebo keeps him happy ��

never ever ever have I, eaten turtle soup.

Who puts BBQ in cereal?

I have eaten turtle soup before, according to my mom, but I don't really remember it or how it taste.

Never have I ever thrown a birthday party.

I do face painting at kiddies parties, does that count? I've also hosted a couple of kids parties too, oh, and I've Djayed a couple of parties, I think my answer is maybe yes ��

never ever ever have I, held a handstand for more than three seconds.

Neither have I.

Never have I ever been to veterinary school.

neither have I, putting the animals down would sour my mellow ��

never ever ever have I, jumped at my own shadow

I have! I am so easily startled. I love horror the best, incidentally.

Never have I ever been in a movie.

I once had a small cameo role in a friends independent short movie, unfortunately its TV ratings were even smaller so fame eluded me ��

never ever ever have I, had a dog amorously mount my leg

Neither have I, thank goodness.

Never have I ever been to Michigan.

me neither, though I have been to Accrington Stanley ��

never ever ever have I, won a three legged race.