not since my past life when I was married to the mob.

never ever ever have I, been able to pass by a mirror without stopping to say "hey, how you doin?" while firing finger guns at the dude looking back at me.

I have never done that.

Never have I ever stood up in a moving car to hang my body through the sunroof. - on my bucket list though.

Nope. That could only end terribly.

Never have I ever eaten beef wellington.

I have, many times, its like eating a fancy steak sandwich (I've done the sunroof thing too, which gradually evolved into car surfing, but shhhhh)

never ever ever have I, been completely lost for words.

I get lost for words a lot. And I claim to be a writer. Lol

never have I ever burned anything in the oven.

umm, no comment? *embarrassed*

never ever ever have I, wrangled a wild horse.

Neither have I

Never have I ever climbed to the top of the Eiffel Tower

I've been to France a few times, but never quite got as far as Paris, though the Eifel Tower is on my bucket list.

never ever ever have I, been able to sleep while a mosquito was in the room (there's one in here now and it shall not survive the night, or my name's not Rumplestiltskin)

I think I have been able to sleep with a mosquito in the room.

Never have I ever read a Stephen King novel.

you don't know what your missing, though most of his bestsellers are now movies (It, Misery etc) finders keepers is a good book to read, it teaches the upfalls and downfalls of literature, but with a murderous twist.

never ever ever have I, climbed to the top of a really tall tree only to be unable to climb down.

Kind of. I've climbed part of the way up a tree and was scared to jump down.

My husband and I have been watching a few Stephen King movies. It's hard for me to read a book after watching a movie. But I like romance in my books.

Never have I ever met a famous person.

I've met quite a few famous people, most you wouldn't know unless you're British, in which case they're all household names. Richard Branson, Noel Edmunds, Sir David Frost, Princess Michael of Kent, Sharon Davies, Prince Charles, Lady Diana, Prince William, Prince Harry, Daily Thompson, Lulu, SL2, Ice T (we use to rave at the same club in London), Princess Anne, Emma Bunton (spice girls), Russel Brand, David Hasslehoff, Louis Spence, Sophie Dahl, Linda Lusradi, Helen Bonham Carter, Mark whatshisname from Take That (he rented a house on the next street over from mine), Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, the entire main cast of the first Xmen movie (at the London premier, I had red carpet VIP tickets), Princess Beatrice, Princess Eugenie, some I can't remember right now, a few very minor celebs who are hardly worth mentioning here, and I've left out anybody who I knew personally before they were famous (mainly for blackmailing rights ;p).

never ever ever have I, enjoyed peas pudding, whether it be hot, cold, or nine days old.

Well, I don't think I have ever eaten peas pudding in any way, shape, or form. But I do love peas by themselves in dishes. I think they are delicious. I don't know about mushed peas though, which is what I imagine peas pudding to be.

Never have I ever gone sky diving

I don't see the point of it, myself. may as well throw myself into a meat grinder without greasing up ��

never ever ever, have I been to a Disney theme park.

ahh Disney T___T... it has been in my bucket list for forever.. aha...

Never have i ever, ridden a horse before

a couple of times when I was young, but I'm a big city boy, so such things are not cheap to do, or the streets of London would be paved with more than just gold ��

never ever ever, have I eaten a big mac in less than three bites.

Is that even possible? Do I just have a tiny mouth?

Never have I ever held a baby.

whuuuuut!?? not even once? I've held plenty of babies in my time (more than a politician during election week), practically raised my baby sister when I was a kid cause my mum worked two jobs. been to four births, even cut the cord at one (that was gross, almost as bad as the time I had to gut the Christmas turkey). so yeah, I've picked up a baby or two ��

never ever ever have I, been mistaken for a lady.

I have. Online.

Back in the day, when I first met my friend he assumed I was a teenaged Asian girl.

Never have I been thrown out of a place. For example: school, a restaurant, a shop, etc.

*embarrassed* I've been thrown out a night club or ten, but more to do with my bad choice of friends than my own personal behaviour ��

never ever ever have I, been on a tv show that wasn't a national news broadcast.

I have. It was a commercial for the home shopping network

Never have I ever been swimming in a lake

Never have I.

Never have I ever, rode on an airplane.

I have, everytime I go to Greece. its only a short two and a half hour journey though ��

never ever ever have I, ridden a camel.

Neither have I (unless it was when I was younger and can't remember)

Never have I ever been to a rainforest

Neither have I - unless the Rain forest Cafe in Niagara falls counts~!

Never have I ever eaten relish. (It's just so icky looking! D:)