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Im not from heaven! But my imaginary friend is! -points at merchant, who turns into archangel-
Now feel the power of the innocent Doom! -archangel draws out dexters demonic powers and seals soul into his body, after setting him to sleep- Make me Queen again,dear friend! :eager: -lies in crip on the hill cuddling her teddy, ready to sleep, while dexter is dragged far away from the hill, down the the sea- Queen: baby shad =3 |
*Vines return from the depths of the ground, grabbing Dexter, strangling and beheading the archangel, which cancels out his powers and reawakens Dexter, taking out his soul once more and dragging it into the underworld* My life... Is returned... I have paid the ultimate price to be the king of the hill! *Crawls up the hill, tipping the crib over and summoning his vines to drag her down and away* *Sits on the hill with an empty stare*
King: Undead Soulless Dexter. |
:headdesk: why wont you just stay human, dammit :gonk:
-meditates, while being dragged away, openes her eyes and bruns the vines with black, demonic fire- -burns a path up to the hill, turning herself in a giant black shaded demonic fox, growling at dexter and jumping up the hill- Why do you want to stay soulless and undead? -paws him, letting him catch on fire, and jump screaming painfully down in the nether hell- This is what you get after giving up your life. Queen: Shadow Fox |
Because I can do as I please, thank you very much.
*Claws out of the nether hell as a giant, black-skinned demon* I can do what I wish, because I have no life to be taken away! *Grabs Shadow fox and shakes her, breathing a sickly-sweet fume into her face which renders her limbs useless* Soulless and undead works for who I am. *Shakes Shadow fox out of her animal form and back into normal Shadow girl, then tosses her into the lake and returns to human-based form* *Shadow drowns in the lake for being unconscious and unable to swim to the shore* King: Soulless Undead Dexter. |
-gets rescued by a mermaid, who lets shadow drink their holy water, so that she is able to breathe under water-
-wakes up, shakes herself to get dry, thinks about a plan sitting next to the lake- Ive so run out of ideas. I wonder how you can come up with those :lol: -summons dexters father, to lecture his son and wait untill he drags dexter away, pulling his ear, shouting at him- Uh oh. Seems like he really was a bad boy. -sits down on the hill eating her midnight snack- |
F-Father!? No! *Takes out a dull knife and stabs father a hundred times, then breaks his bones, stabs out his eyes, scapls him, castrates him, cuts his tongue out, beats him with a tree limb, then beheads him and beats him with his own head* There you bastard! You got yours!
*Returns with a rage not seen before, stalks up the hill and beats Shadow into a horrible pulp for summoning such a person* *Drags remains of Shadow into a fire to burn and returns to sit on the hill, fuming* King: Angry Soulless Undead Dexter. |
hmm..I shouldnt have done that :gonk:
that sure was scary :ninja: -returns to the hill as a ghost and sits next to dexter with a book- Lets tell you a story before you need to go to bed, baby dexter ^^ -reads something magical boring untill dexter falls asleep- I can do magic :insane: -ties up dexter with a teddy bear in his arms and throws him up on a cloud- Queen of the Hill once again: Shadow |
What! *Uses a rope to lasso Shadow around the middle and yank her onto the cloud, then jumps down to the top of the hill again*
King: Dexter again! |
-falls on the cloud and lies around, poking the cloud- Let it rain! -starts to rain and a lightening hits dexter and kills him-
-jumps down and lands ontop of him, kicking him down the hill- Queen: shad :illgetu: |
Never! *Returns from death, because is undead that way, and shifts into a basilisk*
*Hides in the heavy rain mists and slithers up the hill behind Shadow, then uses his tail to spin her around to look into his eyes, turning her to stone* *Grabs Stone Shadow with his tail and sets her at the bottom of the hill, returns to his human form and sits on the hill* King: Dexter. |
-munches herself from the inside and breaks out of her stone body- Wait, but the clothes arent stone,right?
-undresses stone and dresses herself- Im all dusty now :gonk: -takes toilet paper and wipes dexter up, flushing him down the toilet- -dances in the rain on the hill- Queen: Wet Shad |
*Squeezes out of piping as a lizard and returns to normal form*
*Pulls spear from thin air and throws it up the hill, impaling Shadow from behind* Aha! I got you now! *Runs up the hill with a bat as the spear turns Shadow into a baseball that is hovering in the air, and whacks her across the nearby ocean* *Sits on the hill in the rain and is happy for the rain to be here* King: Dexter in the rain. |
*Turns rain into hail the size of footballs that pelts Dexter to death* Now, I'll have my throne back, thank you! *Picks up corpse and flings in into waiting zombie hord which tears it appart and drags pieces off to eat seperately* Ah, easy clean up* Snaps fingers and clouds dissapear* My spot, once again!
King: Shota |
Woot woot :boogie:
-neenjas behind shotacon and pulls his hair tying him up the wings of Pegasus, who flies back to greece- Bye Shotacon -waves- Queen: Hairy one O_o |
*Rides back with an entire herd of Pegasi and tramples shadow_universe to death* how dare you! *Has one of the pegasi drag her lifeless body to the river for dumping* Ewww, bloody body bits...*Thinks* Haha! *Pulls a blood trone out of the ground to sit on* Much better!
King: Shota |
*Returns with annoyance* I knew you would return, my enemy! *Calls in a tank to rush the hill, climb it, and quash Shota and his little throne to pulp* *Scoops up Shota and his shard throne with a snow shovel and shovels him into a grave, then buries him* *Sits on the hill with his trusty shovel*
King: Dexter |
*Comes out of ground as a giant shrew and mistakes Dex for a bug* Shreeeee!!! *Om nom noms him down* Yuuuums *Curls up on top of hill*
King: Shrew Shota |
Ick *Shapeshifts into a tiger cub and bursts from Shrew Shota, dragging him away and playing with his dead body until it falls apart at the joints* Oh no! Hm, oh well. *Lopes back up the hill and sits*
King: Tiger Dexter. |
*Reasembles into a safari guy, and blows Dex away with hunting rifle* Ha! My fur! *Climbs up hill and skins Tiger Dex and tosses body down hill. Makes fur into rug to lay upon* Ah compfey!
King: Shota |
Stands up and uses rifle ammunition as his own projectiles, making them grow into a bowling ball size and smack Shota off the hill* *Stalks up the hill in human form once more* No, it's my fur, you creep! *Makes fur into a jacket and sits on the hill*
King: Dexter. |
*Sends in the locusts to drive Dex from hill* No more cannonballs, those thing hurt :P *Climbs up hill* Mine again!
King: Shota |
*Waves away locusts* No Shota, it was a bowling ball shaped bullet, get it right! *Sends pack of demonic dolls to give Shota a heart attack from fear and returns to the hill* Now why did you have to die up here? *Kicks Shota's body into the lake and sits*
King: Dexter. |
*Goes all vamp* Hey, stop picking at my lazy head issues.... *Drains Dex dry with imense satisfation* I'm not the one of being speaking right at this level of tired....*Tosses corpse into pit left by Shrew Shota* And stay there! *Fills hole with cement* There, much better! *Covers self with UV max repelint and takes a seat under large umbrella*
King: Vamp Shota |
*Uses giant driller to drill out of hole and toward Vamp Shota* Stop telling me what to do! *Impales Vamp Shota through the dead heart and drills back into the earth, crunching up Shota into tiny bits and mixing him with the earth* *Returns to the surface away from the hill to preserve its beauty and treks back over, sitting on the hill and making the sun set to form a nice nighttime*
King: Dexter. |
*Rises from the ground as a large earth golem* Haaaaaa......*Reaches over and picks Dex up. Smaches into basketball and dunks into neaby steam crater* Huuuuuuu......*Slogs up hill and watches pritty sunset*
King: Golem Shota |
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