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*Unravels from ball-state and comes out of crater, undaunted by the heat* Bad Golem! *Uses scythe to dislodge Shota's head from his body and flies it far away, dumping it into a tar pit* *Returns to hill and shoves earth golem body off the top and takes his seat*
King: Dexter. |
*Comes back as a tar tentical monster and uses sticky tenticals to pick up Dex* Blorp Blorp *Hands Dex over to dragon for it to make him it's pet* Blooooop *Ozzes up hill and wriggles around*
King: Shota |
I'm no one's pet. *Shows the dragon who is boss by taming it and saddling it* *Flies the dragon to the hill, where it burns up monster Shota, then grabs the remains and flies it to a frigid mountaintop where he quickly freezes in the sub-zero temperatures* *Returns to the hill and makes it his own, with a pet dragon*
King: Dexter. |
*Breaks out from inside the frozen tar monster and cackles wildly* Mwahahahahahahaaa! *Magics up a large chunk of snow and flies back to the hill with it* Take that! *Dumps snow on Dex, manipulating it around until Dex is ice statue* Ah, lovely.... *Settles down on hill with Ice Dex hovering bove as art piece* That is a fne work of art there, if I do say so myself!
King: Shota |
-cuts shotacon into a puzzle and throws each piece into the air, watches shotazzle fly away-
Queen: shad =3 |
*Comes back down and choaks shadow_universe to death with my puzzly pieces* Not a chance chick. *Re-assembles into normal form and sits on hill* Mine.
King: Shota |
Why am I always dying? I always make sure noone is killed by me :rofl:
-floats around shota as a ghost with bloodsoaked clothes and empty, black eyes, mutters his name and scares him to death- -kicks dead body down the hill and materializes herself- Queen: Ghost Shad |
Because you are too nice. We always seem to kill each other one way or another!
*Melts ice around him and falls to the hill as an exorcist* *Banishes Ghost Shadow, then sits on the hill alone* King: Exorcist Dexter. |
:headdesk: evil me is currently afk ;)
-takes over a bird body and flies on dexters shoulder- -ripps him into pieces and lets stray dogs eat him up- Queen: Shadow Bird |
*Revives and wanders up hill naked* Fear my gloriousness! *shadow_universe runs away screaming "So white, oh my god blinding white!* Mwaha, all mine again!
King: Nude Shota |
*Dog dies and Dexter reassembles, but would rather have not for the sight awaiting him* Oh my God! Cover your shame, boy! *Rushes the hill, covers Shota with jacket, and puts him in a trash bag* *Kicks bag far away and sits on the hill*
King: Dexter |
*Tears out of bag and jacket in fury* I hold no shame for my glorious figure! *Charges up hill and plants venemous kiss on Dex's cheek. He dies instantly* No begone! *Incinerates Dex and blows him away with strong breeze* Never return, you hear me!? *Takes a seat on grassy hilltop*
King: Nude Shota |
-coveres eyes with sparkles and runs up the hill- You shall pay for making me half blind!
-ripps shotas eyes out and throws them away- -kicks shota down the hill- Queen: Shocked Shadow |
I will never leave! Nor will I ever tire of killing you, my friends! *Manipulates breeze and returns, covering Shadow's face with dust and suffocating her* *Returns to human form and sits on the hill*
King: Dexter. |
-erases everything and ninjas away-
we all wrote so much I lost track of what was used :lol: gomen nasai shota ;) |
WARNING!!!!!!!
Dex, you did a repeat. No repeat killings allowed. By default, shadow_universe is still Queen. . . . . and I really shoul.d defalt it back to me because the one SU just used is a repeat too....But I'll be nice.... No more repeats please guys? |
What! Where did I do that? Eh, all right. But I've been turned to dust before! Never mind, though, no deflects of blame.
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*Runs up hills till bleeding and drowns shadow_universe with my blood* That's for messing up my flawless white skin! *Ducktapes her head all around everywhere and throws her into neaby compost heap* ugh, now I need new eyes...I wonder if the red ones are on sale today.....*Pulls out cellphone and begins calling spare parts stores. Plops down on hilltop*
King: Shota |
(Dex: I did it awhile ago. Choking someone with my own particles. That is what he means by repeating.)
Slowly walks up the hill glaring at Shota who gets scared and runs away crying like a newborn. Sits at the top after trying away all of the tears. King: Angeal |
(I got it a bit after posting; I'll be thinking more out of the box now)
*Materializes as a donkey and kicks Angeal to the bottom of the hill, and as normal Dexter ties a concrete block to his feet and throws him into the river* There. That has yet to be done before! *Returns to the hill and claims it as his* King: Dexter |
*Drinks all of the water in the lake and cuts self from cement block walking back up the hill and puking up all the water at the same pressure of a firehose putting a huge hole in Dex's body then pushes him off the hill* Mine.
King: Angeal |
*pushes the shiny new DO NOT PUSH button* Haha, mine. >:3
King~ Mimesy |
*Uses earth to patch up body and grass as bandages to hold self together* A challenger? Very well. *Harpoons Mimes and grills him* *Packs him in ice and in a crate and sets crate at the bottom of the hill to be picked up later*
King: Dexter. |
*gets picked up by a delivery truck, but is helped out by a friendly yet rebellious sea gull* *heals super quick and flies back to the hill, then drops a huge whale shark ((With Hepatitis)) on Dexter's head* Wiiiiiinneeeerrr~
King~ Mimesy |
Oh my God! *Grows sharp claws and slashes his way out of the shark* Disgusting thing *Uses its tail as a club and smashes Mimes into the ground, where he grows to be a strange looking flower* *Digs up flower and cuts its roots, and Mime-Flower wilts*
King: Dexter. |
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