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*is carried away be the wind* *hits a pond and regrows, then hitches a ride on a wolf-bear to the top of the hill* *wraps around Dexter's neck and strangles him to death* *feeds him to the wolf-bear* *turns back into a fish boy* Haha! I wiiiiiiin~
King: Mimesy |
*Crawls out of wolf-bear's mouth and slowly regenerates* Winners are nonexistent. *Summons Nyan cat to grab you and fly to space with you to battle TacNyan* *Sits and watches Nyan rainbow vanish*
King: Dexter. |
*Turns into giant vaccume and sucks up Dex, battering him around in the whirlwind chaimber before fireing him out of the exause over the lake* *Shifts back to Nude Shota* *Sniff* That tickled a little. *Takes a seat and watches clouds*
King: Shota |
*floats slowly down from the sky, settling in front of Shota* *watches the clouds for a little bit, then randomly smacks Shota with a huge flyswatter, sending him flying, only to get caught in a wood-chipper* *makes Shota barbecue while watching the clouds some more*
King: Mimesy |
*Hitches a ride on the water dragon that lives in the depths of the lake and returns to the surface, offering Mimes as a sacrifice instead of himself* *Dragon takes Mimes to the bottom of the lake where he is forced to listen to its horrible singing* *Dexter goes up the hill and sits with plugged ears*
King: Dexter. |
*Jumps up as BBQ bits and jams all pieces repeadedly down Dex's throat until he explodes revealing reformed self* Well, that one form of alien rebirth I don't care to try again. *Directs clouds to pour rain on hill until washed clean* Yay, all shiny for me! *Climbs on to cushion clad wicker throne*
King: Nude Shota |
*stabs Shotacon in the eye with a flower and pushes him down the hill*
W-...Was he nude? ohmygawd i think i touched his bum This hill is now mine, please! You are all one with the King/Queen Sunshiney!!! *sits cross-legged on throne and makes a list of micronations to conquer.* |
*Runs up hill still bleeding and bites Sunshiney's ear off causeing her to roll down hill* Not a chance! Way too bright.... *Sits on hill*
King: Nude Shota |
*is actually grateful you bit her ear off, as she has been having ear problems* Guh...Darn! *crawls back up hill and uses extreme guilt trip on shotacon* What a rude boy...! *dumps shotacon out of the chair and uses his back as a footrest, holding something up to her bitten ear*
First thing's first! I WANT AN ORCHESTRA TO PLAY VIVA LA VIDA. *continues on with forcing the world to become one with her and her hill* King: Sunshiney |
*Emerges from a hiatus in the forest* What have we here? An infestation of people on my hill!? *Bounds up the hill and cracks Shota and Sunshine's heads together, then jams fireworks down their throats and sets them on fire* Fly, my fools! Fly and entertain me! *Fireworks explode with Shota and Sunshine, brightening up the sky while Dexter sits under them*
King: Dexter. |
*Comes flying down as a mass of firy bits and bruns Dex repeatedly until he flees from the hil* *Ooozes back together a bit chared looking and colapses in exhaustion*
King: Sleeping Shota |
LOL NOPE. *appears behind Dexter, whispering "blodig kniv" into her ear* You'll be mine, yes? *turns dexter aroudn to face her and slits her throat with a knife, smiling like a maniac* Your blood is so pretty, love. I can use it to write my constitution. *slams her head onto a sharp rock repeatedly and feels content with self*
King: A very sadistic Sunshiney edit: oh... Hey, don't sleep on me!! *shoves shotacon onto dexter and grumbles about "lazy civilians"* |
I will not tolerate this foolishness! *Wakes, moves Shota aside, and reveals his own knife, stabs Sunshine a hundred times, then rips out her spine and makes it a nice little baseball bat* How bothersome people can be. But at least they can be entertaining. *Uses Sunshine's eyes as baseballs and bats them away, then kicks her off the hill and into a mud pit. Throws Shotacon in after her and covers the pit with oil, setting it ablaze* *Sits on the hill and stretches out*
King: Dexter. |
*wonders why dexter is gouging her mannequin of her* WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WHAT, WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. *fires russian grenades at him, blowing him up and sending him to the stars* Like, oh my gawd you totally ripped my doll apart!!! D:<
*rustles onto the seat and straightens out her dress* SO. NOT. COOL. King: A very unhappy Sunshiney |
*Returns from the stars with silver skin* Oh my God, you covered me in stardust! I'm allergic to stardust! *Picks up the mannequin's arms and beats real Sunshine into a pulp to use as fertilizer for the tree he is growing*
King: Dexter. |
*Sits back and watches with large bucket of KFC chicken* Don't mind me. I'm just watching for now. *Nom* *Nom* *Nom*
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OW OW OW DAMN YOU!!! *runs down hill to house to grab a machine gun* SUCK MY BIG- *gun fires bullets in dexter's face and she rages on him. hard.*
This is MY throne and I AM THE KING!! *steals throne back and tends to trees. hey, man, i like trees.* Y...You over there! Gimme some of your chicken!!! D:< I haven't eaten in, like, 10 minutes! King: Naked(?) Sunshiney atm |
-Hears Sunshiney say she wants food- :idea:
-beats up a street vendor, strips him of his uniform, and runs off with his cart- "Get your: hot dogs, burritos, pretzels, fries, pizza... You name it I've got it! Get them while they're hot!" (( I have no clue what a street vendor sounds like. o_o; )) -strolls by Sunshiney, still tending to her trees- "Ah... KING SUNSHINEY! Would you like some food? You can have all you want!" -empties the cart out at her feet and watches as she gorges herself until she can no longer move- "Oh no! There are a lot of people that might take advantage of you while you're in this state. Luckily, now there is plenty of room in my cart for you to sleep in there... forever." -ties Sunshiney up, stuffs her into the cart, and rolls her down the hill, landing in the shark infested water- -picks up Sunshiney's machine gun and raises it in the air in triumph- King: Agent HEY-LEE (( Sorry for such a long post... XD; )) |
*is speechless*
Welp. Dammit. Shark Week. |
LOL I knew it was way too long. XD;
I got kind of carried away... |
That's not it, I just can't think of a remedy for this kind of situation....
Uhh... *is totally bffs with sharks, so she gets off the hook. she lets the sharks eat off her fat (eww). She finds a nearby boat and crawls onto it* YOU CAN'T STOP ME MOTHAHUMPA CAUSE I'M ON A BOAT! *launches seaweed at Hey-LEE viking style and launches herself at the Hey-LEE wrap* I WILL NOT BE KICKED OUT. *sits dat ass on the thrown and continues singing "I'm on a boat"* I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit~... |
Uses Iceman awesome freezing powers to turn you and your body of water into a giant ice cube. Alright people's *Sets up large machine gun and pops open a soda.* COME AND GET SOME! :)
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*licks her way out of the ice cube and fire a suspicious, smelly liquid at artbabe* TASTE IT, I DARE YA. IT WILL GO WELL WITH YOUR CANNED CARBON POP. *yawn*
*breaks machine gun with chainsaw and chases artbabe down the hill with it, then quickly returns and settles herself onto the throne* King: A very sleepy Sunshiney who can barely keep her head up |
*Munches on more chicken* You guys seem to be forgetting something in your posts. . . . . Perhaps you should check back a page?
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*Walks up the hill and punts Sunshiney off the hill* Ugh. Pathetic peoples. *Sit's comfortably on the hill* Now respect the vetern and leave me be.
King: Angeal |
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