I would rather do the former because I am more able to withstand heat than I am cold.

Would you rather sleep 8 hours a night or take lots of short naps equalling 8 hours throughout the day?

8 hours a night. Then I can still get things done throughout the day and not have to stop and take a nap.

Would you rather...
Have a pet chicken
or
Be a circus monkey?

I would rather have a pet chicken. Then I have free eggs and when the chicken stops laying them I get a chicken dinner.


Would you rather:
Be a multimillionaire but never have a permanent lover or spouse
or
Be homeless with the love of your life?

wow that is one of the toughest questions ever...

I will be homeless with the love of my life, and then we will work together to not be homeless anymore.

Would you rather break both legs or both arms?

Both legs.

Would you rather:
Sing everything you speak,
Or
Sniff the butt of every new person you meet?

Sing everything I speak, definitely! I already happen to sing a lot, haha

Would you rather have wet hair for an entire week or be forced to stand for an entire week?

Wet hair isn't as uncomfortable as always standing. So I pick wet hair.

Would you rather:
Be a witch,
Or
Smell like you live in a garbage can?

If a witch means staying the same but with magic powers, I choose witch!

Would you rather be able to breathe under water or be able to fly?

FLY! I have always wanted to fly!

Would you rather:
Yodel your name whenever you hear a clock-tower chime,
Or
be able to read a 6oo+ page book in ten seconds, but unable to retain the information?

HAHA I'd rather yodel my name whenever I hear a clock tower chime, because fortunately there are no clock towers around here! I'd like to be able to retain the information when I read, thank you very much ;P

Would you rather have someone follow you for the rest of your life photographing and videotaping every single moment, or be able to have any clothing item you ever want for free?

Ah, this is such a hard one. I will have to go with Eidetic memory because I have always wanted to have a photographic-like memory, and it is super useful for test taking and whatnot.

The thing about telepathy is that other people will not be able to telepath back to me.

Would you rather be bald for the rest of your life or not have toes for the rest of your life?

Yikes, this is a hard one. I am assuming you mean that I became blind or deaf now, rather than being born that way? Music is such a big part of my life that I think I would be terribly sad if I became deaf. And if I were to work my desired career, I really cannot become blind. I guess if I became deaf, I would be more motivated to learn to read people's lips. So unfortunately, I would have to say that I would rather be deaf in order to be able to pursue my profession and sustain myself :( but I am very lucky that I do not have to make or experience this because I do love music and singing and all <3

Would you rather be a dog or cat?

I would rather eat soup with a fork, because I could just pick up the bowl and sip all the food :) and I think I would choke on the rice if I had to suck it all up through a straw

Would you rather eat 10 grapefruits in a row or 1 whole watermelon?

I would say no Christmas ever but presents every day. I assume these presents are coming from somewhere that is not my family, because they cannot afford to be buying presents all the time. But I guess presents can include even small gifts like a handwritten note or something. That would be super cool. I might run out of space in my small house for too many big gifts, anyway. And I think even if we didn't have Christmas, we would replace it with some other holiday or something. There are other excuses to make for winter breaks :)

Would you rather try to sleep in a bright room or try to sleep in a noisy room?

LOL I would really prefer not to date either, but if it is just one date, then I would have to say the Grinch after his heart grew big and he became kind. I do like Oscar the Grouch, but he lives in a garbage can, and I do not know if I can handle the smell.

Would you rather yawn once or hiccup once every hour on the hour?

I would have to say that I would rather yawn once. Hiccups can be painful.

Would you rather:
Fight a lion as a lion tamer,
Or
Wear a bikini for a year (no coat in the winter)?

Yikes these would you rather questions are always so difficult to answer, haha. I really really cannot choose...because both of those options put my life at risk. I refuse to be a lion tamer and interact with a lion in that capacity. And where I live, I will freeze to death if I had to wear a bikini all the time with no coat when it is below freezing temperatures out. If I really really had to choose one, I would have to go with wearing a bikini all the time, but that would be impossible in real life, anyway, because I need to be out and about.

Would you rather kiss a hundred strangers or walk 10 miles?

Hm, I'd probably have to go with walking ten miles. I can't promise I'd make it alive to the end, though!

Would you rather only be able to shower once a year, or have to go shower every five minutes?

I would go with only being able to shower once a year, unfortunately. I really do not have the time to go shower every five minutes. But if I am unable to shower, at least I can maybe use dry shampoo...or take a bath! Yay!

Would you rather not ever have to sleep (i.e. you never feel tired), or would you rather not ever have to drink fluids?