I would so want to not have to sleep, I could get so much done. It would be awesome.

Hmm, would you rather see your life made into a comic or a movie?

I would rather see my life made into a movie, definitely! Although the comic would be a nice supplement to that! I would think it is cool to have one's life stories eternalized into movie form. And more people watch movies than read comic books, so more people will know about my life in that way. And also, I would be able to relive the happy memories if I were watching in film form. Comics skip scenes necessarily so there would be things missing.

Would you rather eat something really really spicy or something really really sour?

I'd rather eat something really really spicy, because I never do well with sour things!

Would you rather lose all of the contacts on your phone, or all of the pictures on your phone?

Oh my goodness...uh...I guess fish eyes? Since they look kind of cool at least?

Would you rather not be able to poop for a week, or not be able to pee for a week?

Whaaaat either choice would be terrible! I do love my music, and once I fall in love with a song, I listen to it endlessly on repeat until I get tired of it! And then I would not want to listen to it anymore. Hmm I guess...maybe I would rather be able to listen to any song once. I could just ask my friends to sing or play it for me later on.

Would you rather use body wash to wash your hair, or shampoo and conditioner to wash your body?

I would rather be a living humanoid plant with roots for feet, tendrils for arms and have to feed through photosynthesis, because being a living humanoid twinkie bar with a delicious cream filling that everyone you meet craves means I would probably get eaten and die early in life. I don't mind having to feed through photosynthesis because sunlight is free! As long as I can still grasp things with my tendril arms, which are hopefully as strong if not stronger than my human ones, I can still carry out my profession and whatnot. And I guess I will hide my roots feet with some special shoes.

Would you rather hug your best friend for an hour or your favorite stuffed animal for ten hours?

I would rather eat only my favorite food every day for every meal for a year because I am really not picky about my food, especially if it is my favorite food <3 but of course, I would have to choose a favorite food that will include all of the necessary nutrients I need in order to stay healthy and energized for that year!

Would you rather be forced to wear a diaper and not be able to use a regular bathroom for a week, or have an extremely runny nose and have to reuse the same handkerchief (no tissues or anything else allowed) for a week?

I would still want to be a human even if it meant having to breathe under water at all times. I guess scientists can come up with some contraption that they can hook me up to a water tank with so that I survive. If I were an octopus, I would be a really sad one for only being able to breathe on land -- no octopus friends -- and would be unable to communicate with humans to tell them that I can only breathe air, so they would just see me on land and eat me.

Would you rather only be able to see in black and white or be completely tone deaf?

I would probably have to choose being complete tone deaf. I suppose I just prefer sight over sound in general, and living in a colorless world would be rough!

Would you rather be the world's best chef or the world's best dancer?

A big fish in a small pond. With the type of person that I am; I would be liked too much for people to want to kill or something.

Would you rather:
Only eat fruit salad every day for every meal,
Or,
Drink ketchup and mustard instead of water?

I really need water to live, and the water content in ketchup and mustard really don't cut it. On the other hand, fruit salad does not have the nutrients I need to live a long healthy life. I guess I will go with drinking mustard and ketchup instead of water, because I don't have to drink them. I would just use them as condiments as normal and then get my water from elsewhere...I don't know, like from watermelons or something. Whereas if I could only eat fruit salad every day for every meal, I would miss out on all the other wonderful foods in this world and probably suffer from vitamin deficiencies and whatnot.

Would you rather stub your toe or get a papercut?

Get a papercut. At least then I just have to cover it up with a bandaid. If I stubbed my toe I could possibly break it. That would not be good. So I take a papercut.

Would you rather:
Jump off the Empire state building with a possibly faulty parachute,
Or,
Swim in a pool of sharks with fresh chum? (-my brother's ideas...)

Oh my goodness, uhhh you know what? I am going to go with jumping off the empire state building with a possibly faulty parachute because the height at which I jumped was not specified :) so for all you know, I could be jumping off the stairs from the bottom step! whereas there doesn't seem to be as much leeway with the swimming in the pool of sharks with fresh chum

Would you rather never wear underwear or never wear socks?

Probably never wear socks, because that just feels more hygienic! But my feet get cold super easily, so I'm sure eventually I'd regret that decision.

Would you rather have hair as long as Rapunzel's that can never be cut, or have no hair at all?

Assuming Rapunzel's hair is a thousand feet long, I will have to go with no hair at all. At least I can wear wigs. But super long hair that I can't style in a way to get it out of the way, and which would be super heavy too for my head and neck, would not be good.

Would you rather have to smash a can with your bare hands or punch your friend hard in the arm?

Ahhhh this is hard. I guess that I would rather have super hearing and be able to hear everything for miles around me. I do appreciate when people don't have nice things to say and don't say them. Maybe someone is thinking something but is respectful enough not to say it out loud. Fine enough. But if they are saying it out loud, presumably to someone else, then fair game.

I would indeed like to be able to hear the thoughts of everyone in the building with me, but if I'm not in the same building as someone whose thoughts I am actually interested to know, then I don't want to hear all the thoughts of the strangers around me.

Would you rather travel the world by ship or by car (with flights in between)?

A narrator narrate my whole life! I'm sure I'd get annoyed eventually, but it'd definitely be amusing!

Would you rather have to eat your least favorite food as every meal for a whole year, or never get to eat your favorite food again?