Alright it goes like this:

I wish I could keep money in my banks...

Your wish is granted, and you've got a nice one way deposit locker that doesn't have the option to withdraw.

I wish I had the secret power to turn horses into unicorns.

Your wish is granted, but they are robot unicorns that impale you and try to take over the world.


I wish i could have all of the super powers, and the ability to call upon them at will.

Like that! Alright, I'll start...

I wish I could walk through walls...

Your wish is granted, but walking through walls also means you'll be falling through floors, sorry.

I wish i could dance...

You wish is granted, but you can only dance with two left feet, so your dancing career can't get too far.

I wish I could teleport...

Granted, but exactly where you teleport is uncontrollable, so you end up at the bottom of the Marianas Trench and the pressure gets to you before you can teleport out....

I wish I had 'game'....

Wish granted, but the game is possessed by a crazed fan that died playing and kills its victims whenever they beat their scores; which are done quite easily.

I wish I had a car...

Your wish is granted, but since you have a peugeot 206 it sets on fire randomly.

I wish I had a tame pig that I could cuddle all day long!

Your wish is granted, but your best friend eats it at the end of that day.

I wish I could breathe underwater...

Your wish is granted but you cannot breathe in air.

I wish I could fly

You're wish is granted. Too bad your wings are glued on and are melted by the sun. Making you crash back down to Earth, making you unable to fly ever again.

I wish I had money...

You have money, but it's monopoly money that cannot be spent in real life.

I wish I had a friend.

Wish granted, you have a friend. But your friend is desperately hungry and is a cannibal..

I wish I had luck

You have luck, however it is incredibly bad luck.

I wish I was famous.

Your wish is granted but you are famous, as one of those useless celebrities who take to many drugs, overdose and die.

I wish I could read minds!

You can read minds, however you can't tell who's thoughts are who's.

I wish I was dead.

Wish granted, you are dead. But now you are also unseen, unnoticed, forgotten, and live in hell.

I wish I could surf

You can now surf...the web. Your ability to surf on the sea is still exactly the same.

I wish I had a pet cat.

Wish granted, you have a cat... But it attacks you whenever it sees a wall

I wish I was 16 lol

You are sixteen, however you are also living in the time where it was expected you marry and have children at this age, as well as dying young.

I wish I was cool.

You're cool... But your back in time during the ice age and have no warmth or chance of survival

I wish I was a wolf

You are a wolf, however you're the only wolf left on earth and people are trying to capture you to test your DNA.

I wish I was a boy.

GRANTED! You're Justin Beiber.

I wish for a coke and a chupaqueso.

Your wish is granted, however, the coke and chupaqueso is actually expired for about 3 years now.
I wish for world peace

Granted, but intergalactic war is declared on "those smug alpha-centaurions."


I wish for fish.

Your wish is granted, but the fish you got is a hungry shark and it ate you.!
I wish cruelty to animals would stop