one slice of blood cake

~coin~

A shiny tinsel pom pom with a bell in it. It's fun to bat around. Nya! [yumeh2]

*inserts coin*

You got a robot wife!
*inserts coin*

You get a houseful of lumpy purple cupcakes.

*coin*

You get a pair of emerald earrings.

*inserts coin*

oh look! Ruby slippers!!

-inserts coins-

You get herpes! Sorry.

*inserts coin*

The fungusy toenail clippings of a space elephant from the planet Trunkanalia.

*inserts coin*

you got some unmentionables :O how dirty.

-inserts coin-

I hope they're at least clean so I can wear them [insane]

I mean, you got a, um, *looks around and grabs something off desk* This box of super hard Valentine candy hearts! Enjoy! Don't break any teeth!

*shoves a coin in the slot*

your coin back

~gently puts a coin in~

You got an old sock.

*insert coin*

You got a room full of water.

*coin*

A dark colored hound

~insert coinn~

Everlasting Fire

*coin*

an audience with a Seer. if you can get there in time.

~insert coin~

A super hard box of candy hearts that sat around for a bit cause the receiver of the thoughtful love doesn't like candy hearts. Spread the love on ! yay!!

-inserts coin-

Awww! You didn't like my last gift! *sniffles* You get the shattered remains of my heart. </3 Enjoy.

*plops in coin*

a piece of alien craft

~coin in~

Play dough.. you get play dough! Not for human consumption....

-Insert coin-

awww you mean its not the flour playdough.

you get a mini human.

~insert coin~

You get a grumpy leprechaun who constantly shouts obscene words

*coin*

You get a tiny llama plushie holding a knife that somehow sets you on fire.

*inserts coin*

you get a cute little white bat named Clever

~inserts coin~

You get a Happy Meal toy from McDonald's. Woot. Oh wait, someone got their sticky fingers on it first and it's covered in ketchup. Ew.

*puts in coin*