You get some biscuits to eat with your tea

-inserts stag-

You get Santa, reindeer, and a sleigh!

~inserts giant green leaf~

You get encephalitis.

*coin*

You get a cheap toupee

*inserts coin*

You get a wrapped gift that you can't open till the year 2032!

-Inserts Mario coin-

You get a heart. Is it a human heart? The heart of a large animal? You don't know and you're afraid.

*coin*

You got a fortune cookie with no fortune inside. How… unfortunate!

/inserts coin

you get an upset grimold. http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/20...eFireCatXx.jpg

and what is up with all the none money things going into the vending machine?

~insert beads~

You don't wanna know what you just got......


~inserts Chinese food~

You get a free trip to 17th Century Peking!

~inserts some type of useful currency~

You won a copy of The Selection!

~inserts My Little Pony playing card~

You get crushed dreams of teenage boys.

~inserts wibbly wobbly coin~

You get a toy replica of the Tardis! Sounds included!

~inserts evil fairy~

You get a Monkey's Paw! Careful with it.

-inserts cracker-

You get cracker crumbs. You jammed the machine! Now we have to call a technician. [gonk]

*waits five hours for the technician. Finally gets to insert coin*

You got a time machine.

-Coin-

You get a life-sized Pinkie Pie! (Which actually exists, by the way.)

-inserts coin-

You get the opportunity to watch documentaries and reluctantly accept.

~inserts coin of non-boredom~

You get coloring books! With 120 crayons!

-Inserts chocolate coin-

You get a chocolate batarang!

~inserts 5 coins~

You get 5 chocolate coins

*inserts a shoelace and a tube of super glue*

You got a dirty shoelace and an empty tube of glue...?

*inserts monopoly money*

You got the Monopoly Man. [lol]

-Coin-