You get a lifetime supply of cinnamon toast crunch.

*inserts coin*

You get a cake shaped like a sheep!
https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M....1&H=142&W=160
*inserts a coin*

You get a Kindle loaded with the complete set of the extended universe Star Wars books.

*inserts coin*

You get an iPhone charger.
https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M....1&H=160&W=160
*inserts a coin*

You get a flea circus.

*inserts coin*

You get a strawberry cheesecake with whipped cream on top!
https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M....1&H=116&W=160
*inserts coin*

You get a 6 foot tall bottle of Dr. Pepper.

*inserts coin*

You get a six-foot-long pencil!
https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M....1&H=106&W=160
*inserts coin*

You get a pirate ship captained by a ninja!

*inserts coin*

You get a pair of mis-matching socks!

-inserts coin-

You get the Encyclopedia Britannica!
https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M....1&H=154&W=160
*inserts a coin*

You got a ramen packet!

*tosses in a coin*

You get...another bunny rabbit!
https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M....1&H=120&W=160
*inserts a coin*

you get a warm neon green hoodie [:D]

...inserts coin...

You get a childhood photo of you with your best friend!
http://images.menewsha.com/avatars/80594.png?1462818022http://images.menewsha.com/avatars/29197.png?1463376463

*inserts coin into vending machine*

You get a nose muffler to keep your nose warm!

*inserts coin*

You get a singing wreath. It's kinda cute, but it's singing voice leaves something to be desired. At least you like the song.

*Inserts Coin*

You get a fortune cookie! What message is inside?
https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M....1&H=112&W=160
*inserts a coin*

You got jimmy neutron.

*inserts coin*

You get an fluffy baby unicorn stuff toy

-inserts coin-

You get a used qtip. Yay, earwax.

*inserts coin*

You get $200! And, oh wow, it's all in pennies... What the hell?

-inserts coin-