Oh wow.. I think i will give this to a museum... LOL consuming 1ib of chocolate in a very short time can kill you... I dont think i could contain myself!

You receive a white glove... covered in... ink?

-insert coin-

D: Whose glove was it?


You get ten kilos of C4 explosives. o .o

*coin*

Oh crap... where the heck do i live? I am feeling paranoid all of a sudden... There are cops.. cops everywhere!! Eepppp!

*Insert coin*


You receive bleach... Perhaps to clean.. a glove?

>_>;;

*dumps the glove into the bleach*


You get a rifle! :O

*coin*

Prison, thats where i am heading...

-Insert coin-


You get a cupcake... Are those really sprinkles?.... hmmm

...You can have the cupcake. D: Too sweet for me and I don't like sprinkles. :c


You get a ticket for a free tattoo of your choosing and size!

*coin*

You get a haircut :D

-coin-

Yay! I need a haircut.


You get a knife that can cut through anything.

*coin*

/snicker a haircut rofl... someones not a fan of a man with locks!

You get a stove to cook them taters with!

-Insert coin-

NO COOK THE TATERS!
*starts brandishing knife*

Ahem, you get a lawn mower.

-chocolate coin-

I like cooked tater :( (whats.. taters precious?" lol)

You get a straight jacket... ya tater extremist! Hee hee

-Insert coin-

Me too... but these ones aren't for cooking *makes gollum noises*

You get a coupon for a shock treatment... non-refundable

-coin-

My hair is too long.

But I'm not in shock!


You get a giant ball of rubber bands.

*coin*

You get your a museum ownership deed! You seem to have no where to really put these amazing things of value other than in a vending machine! lol


-Insert coin-

What to do with all these rubber bands... Mwahahahaha!

Um, you get a jar of fireflies

OMG!! i ALWAYS wanted fireflys in a jar! Srsly!

You get a kitten (inhumane! Putting poor kittens in vending machines! )

-insert coin-

Kitten o wo


You get a salami sandwich. O.o

*coin*

KITTY!

Potatoe is actually hungry, heh.

You get coconut earmuffs

Ooh earmuffs.


You get a bottle of Gatorade.

*coin*

Gatorade? /gag

-insert coin-

You get a can opener.

You get a can of preserved prunes XD

-coin-

This vending machine thinks i am old... or i am constipated.. i cant figure which.. lol

-insert coin-


You get contacts

Both?

I hope they're like those ridiculously coloured contacts... Like violet, or pink

You get a anatidaephobia!

Sorry i cant respond right now.. I think a duck might be stalking me... srsly.. i can feel its feathery presence...!


lol

-insert coin-

You get a hairball... someone must have put a cat in the vending machine..

You get one white vampire kitty.

Insert coin