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tap-danced across the |
stage, to which |
a dachshund jumped |
and fell off |
into a vat
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Of blue gummibears
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which melted upon |
contact. The audience |
screamed horrifically at |
the scene and |
set the building |
on fire. In |
other news, an |
elephant had ran |
a red light. |
The police caught |
a panda frisking
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in a pond |
a fish that |
was fat and |
unable to breathe.
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The fish flopped |
onto the ground
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desperate to flee
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for an oxygen |
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