Tell her to go make my Dinner.

Tell her to go put some clothes on! =P

...And then ask how she keeps in such good shape. >_>

Compliment her Insanely, and Offer to Polish her shoes.

Blush, give her a hug, and take her out for foodz. =D

Ask for food and then don't put my dishes in the dish washer.

not care and just live my life

Be very scared. :S Sorry your hair has the effect :O

Ask why she is wearing so little clothing. D:

Be amased that she was so cute!

I would wonder what jungle she came from.

Wonder why I didn't have ears like that.

Be happy that I have a coolly-dressed mom. :'D

I would wonder if I was going to grow up to be a Superhero too.

Um... bake him sugar cookies? > - < ;

I'd run away from home if she tried to make me dress in loligoth!

Yum~ Sugar Cookies. <3

I'd cry about how she never loved me.

I'd wonder how she got wings. O:

edit;;
I'd wonder why his ears are pointy.
xD;;

If it was Sutebu, I'd cry cause he's a pervert who makes me sit on his lap a lot!

But since it's tentenpuff, I'd give her hugs every day for being so nice and smelling like orchids.

Well, of course, I would have adopted you in your teen years for just that purpose~ xP

I'd be confused, because I'm pretty sure she's younger than me.

I'd call child protective services to come and get me.

I'm pretty sure I'm much older than you too D=

I'd ask her to wash my hair for me~ xP

Ohhh? Well, now I'm curious..

I'd ask him for a pony!

I'd secretly hit on all of her hot friends.

I'd have tv dinners for every meal because Sutebu can't cook. ._.

Heyyy... I can cook spaghetti and cereal and peanut butter sandwiches!

I'd ask for way more hugs than a son should. >__>