I'd get real tired of peanut butter and spaghetti.

I'd get real tired of her attitude.



:p

I'd ask for a mommy.

I would hide in her closet and scare her when she opened it. >3

I would have a never-ending tea party and therefore be considered gay by every other guy who knew me. D:

I would be stuck with a big gay dad who loved tea parties and show tunes and big hairy boyfriends.

I'd dye my hair pink. (again) =D

I'd want to be a vampire just like her XD

I'd help her take over the world! >D

I would always keep my mommy by my side to help me with any trouble I might have ruling the world.

Tug on her blue hair. >3

I'd wonder why she wanted to pretend she was younger than her child~

I'd use his credit card to buy toys online.

I'd use her bra as a catapult to launch watermelons.

I'd put out personal ads for him to hint at my need for a mommy.

I'd go bra shopping with her.

Big busted ladies of the world, UNITE. >_>

I'd have someone to blame my big busted genes on!

I'd have fleas

I'd be roasted in an oven and served for breakfast with a nice side of toast. D=

O.O

I would be a well-raised young lady, contributing to society in a way that betters the world

I would be smacked with a switch for misbehaving and grow up to be a nun.

I would run away from home at the age of 9 to join the circus

I would be sold to a kiwi packing plant to subsidize her life of luxury. D=

I would live on her bed with the dogs.

I would be a kiwi and be green and seedy in the middle.