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Why are my birds so loud? |
Because they smell.
Why the hell am I still awake? |
you're a vampire, so you don't sleep
why do I have glasses? |
because those glasses doesn't have any other choices..
why am i here?... |
because they wouldn't have you over there.
What became of him? |
^^
HE turned into a sponge.
What does your computer taste like? |
A lot like dust and old metal. Crunchy too, depending on the parts.
Where do you go when you zone out in the middle of the day, in the middle of your work or school day? |
into Charle's unicorm world. Duh ^__^
Now why does card have four wheels? |
Because of corns. And unicorns ika.
Can you taste it? |
i can surely taste it.
Now ask the question again? |
I dunno, was that even a question?
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it was a baby question
Am I dead? |
not yet...I'll be there with an axe if 5 minutes.
do you canoe? |
Only if theres no water
why am i not running the hell away from here? |
because this place doesn't want u here XD
why is it this, and not those? |
because if those bite you you'll die
why is my voice croaked |
You ate a frog.
Why, oh why do I have homework? |
Homework is a mind control device set by teachers to control children!
Why do I have to work? D: |
To earn money for pot. :D
Why did I rape my teacher? |
because your teacher is gay, and you're bi..
why is a pig's nose is freaking huge? |
Because a pig is so freaking fat.
Why are my pants on fire? |
Because you were dancing with a chick so hard the touching caused and ignition in your pants.
Why is Menewsha so damn awesome? |
Why do your farts smell?
Becuase it is the best ame in the world. |
Because you eat too many baked beans. D:
Who is The Man? |
Eugene Levy is the Man. :lol: 8)
What is this terrible pain in my left abandomen caused by? D; |
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