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Little turtle nuggets rside there, and only now are beginning to dig out and see the world.
Why is Pepsi so damn nasty? |
Because your taste buds are cursed :shock:
Why am I eatting ketchup? |
Because ketchup is good!
[I hope you are eating them with fries] Why am I so hungry? |
because you're on a hunger strike.
why is the sky blue? |
Because robots made it so.
Why does my cardboard box always disappear? |
Because I eat them. >]
Why does my washing machine eat my socks? |
Because your underwear didn't satisfy him
Why are red roses red? |
because the cards painted them.
why is a dinosaur? |
Because and apple is red.
Why are feet stinky? |
because your part skunk
if a pickle falls on my head how big is my radish |
ten times the size of your head.
when will I find a bag of money just lying around doing nothing? |
the day the earth stood still
what is my question |
Why are cats pink.
Why is the sun up and not down? |
Because it spins the world all around. :P (it's true AND rhymes! :P)
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Because they're created from unicorn farts! :D
Why do Mario's toes resemble bacon? |
Because his mother is a pig.
Why do I smell? |
Because you live underground Why are we asking questions? |
lol
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XD
Because Chuck Norris told us to Why am I being buried alive? |
To visit Satan Why is my natural hair color Red? |
because your mom ate tomatoes while she was pregnant
who invented pants? |
The same person who invented pantyhose
Why is no one born with blue hair? |
Because then anime characters would look normal.
If I cut off my foot and ate it, would I weigh the same? |
Because an alien ate my cookies
What are you doing right now? |
I'm answering your question.
Why does it hurt when you use a rubber band to tie your hair? |
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