Because little creatures living in the rubber bands like to spit poison at your head.

Why do we eat turkey on Thanksgiving?

A bunch of white people put on sweaters. (References galore-brownie points to those who know)
Why do we constantly post different combinations of the same twenty six letters?

Because humans are allergic to numbers.

To the person below me, why do we stop the car on red and start moving on green?

Because if we used blacklights, it would just turn into a rave at the light! *waves glowstick around*

Why do aliens always steal our cows?

Because they want to learn about the history of humans.

How do you make an origami snowball in two snips?

Give it to somebody who knows origami xD

Why is snow cold?

Because snow is made by dripping water in a freezer.

Why do snakes not have legs?

They don't have legs because they are legs! Legs that have detached from bodies and have become sentient, but not smart enough to grow their own legs.

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Because the English are crazy, clearly.

Why can you never find a pen when you need one?

Because they run away from you.

Why does my foot hurt?

Because you stepped on it. >.>

Why does my head hurt?

Because someone stepped on it as well!

Why do I have ten fingers?

Because 11 is an odd number

Who's turn is it to unclog my nose >.>?

It's mine! *raises hand*

Why are there ants clogging up Cora's nose? D:

She was snorting cookie crumbs in the bathroom and the ants got in on the party.

Why did salvete just shove Cora's snotty tissue in her pocket? Ew.

Because she was hiding it from the booger-eating For-Chan Cookie! Those are not food!

Why is For-Chan Cookie now eyeing salvete's pocket...?

Becouse pockets are odd. Why do we say a pair of pants when there is just one.

Because it sounds like we have more. Why is a shoe called a shoe?

Because it has Soul. When am I so bored D: <

When everyone goes to sleep on Mene. Why don't I have a metal arm?

because you're not a metal chair!

What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way? ��

Because billowy was taken.

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Only Dr. Josef Mengele knows what that chair would look like.

Originally Posted by Mr. Wrong

Because billowy was taken.

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Only Dr. Josef Mengele knows what that chair would look like.

lol, you forgot to ask a question, so I'll do it for you (I'm nice like that ��)

"iif corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil is made from olives, what's baby oil made from? ��

babies, duh!

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

Yes, but only on Fridays

Should I walk my Mom daily or just once a week?