as often as you walk your dog.

Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?

yes, but the call them 'seeing eye individuals' so as to be politically correct ��

If cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands butter side up, what happens if you strap toast to a cat's back and drop it? ��

It just keeps on falling over.

Can I go home?

hahaha, no going home for you, my friend, you have to wait for the cat to land ��

what did the nun say to the vicar? ��

I'm all about the bible, bout' the bible - no satanism.

Why aren't chicken chicken?

because they're hens, chicken is the name of the meat ��

what do you call a dog with no legs?

A Hot dog :D

Why am I so tired T.T?

because you've not been feeling too wheel lately ��

what is the difference between an elephant and a potato? ��

Size, and nothing more.

I've been totally feeling all those Wheels :P

Why isn't the sky pink?

lol, it is, its your eyeballs that are tinted blue ��

is the grass really greener on the other side?

Yes it's true. Every blade of grass is greener on one side than the other....
Which came first, the screw up or the scapegoat?

neither, the butler did it ��

it you pull your bottom lip up over your nose, will you be a bullfrog?

Yes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because they built a road across her favorite trail and she didn't have an updated map!

What would the coyote do with the roadrunner, if he ever caught him?

wine him and dine him and pay for the cab home ��

if tea's for two and two's for tea, how'd you put a saddle on the common flea?

He would put him on his back bumper as a warning device. Beep beep! If I didn't like pink, would I still be dazz?

Go dancing....
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants wearing sunglasses?

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Lol...... 3 for 1 Tuesday.

Ellie, is that you behind those ray bans?!

Originally Posted by Dazzlingdreamberry

Ellie, is that you behind those ray bans?!

U forgot to leave a stupid question.???

Ok. Why is it called red bull?

because they boil the bulls before they squeeze them ��

If a man jogs ten miles a day, where is he going?

in circles, duh.

Do I need sleep?

only if you're addicted to it ��

how many cows are there?

white cows or brown cows?

Is the grass really green, or purple trying to look cool.

its actually blue, grass only turns purple when its embarrassed ��

if your neighbour's peacock laid an egg in your garden, who's egg would it be?