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Its mine now >.>
Why is that fish dancing!? |
Because she's the dancing queen (only seventeen)....
What's that tickling my foot? |
my cat, he's good at that.
What card comes next? |
its a pla-card, of course, thought you would've known that ��
how long is a piece of string when you don't have a measuring device? |
Exactly as long as it is.
What is the best way to reduce stress? |
Find the stress&break it's legs.
.... Curried rice is a cure for the cold? True or false? |
True?
Coloring is a great way to reduce stress? |
it depends on what part of your body you're colouring ��
before drawing boards, what did people go back to? |
The woods.
Should I go? |
no, you should hold it in like everyone else in the queue ��
if the singular of hippopotamus is hippopotami, what's the singular of whataclotamus? |
what's the singular of whataclotamus?
whataclotami? -how do you entertain yourself when bored? |
I jump up on my desk and yell loudly that I am in fact a chimpanzee!
Why ask that? |
because this is no time to monkey around ��
if its a long way to Tipperary, where are you now? |
I am in your washing machine
Why did I just hear a noise coming from the floor? |
because a wagon with four horses passed here half an hour ago, but you really shouldn't be laying down in the middle of the street like that ��
if the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, what's the speed of dark? |
Faster than a speeding bullet.
What did you find on the cinema floor? |
Jujubes >.>
Why is the floor so sticky? |
because its covered in small branches ��
how many men went to mow? |
None of them, because all the food in my refrigerator this morning was covered in fungus and mold.
Where do baby octopuses come from? |
scuba diving storks, of course ��
how many mickles make a muckle? |
a moon that looks like an egg
Why did the cow eat the brick? |
to line all the walls of its four stomachs ��
why is it called gargling when you've finished brushing your teeth? |
Because otherwise you'd be a gargoyle.
Why do bunnies hop but pigs don't fly? |
you've obviously never seen a police helicopter ��
if I stand on one leg and hold on to my ears, will I get better reception on my TV? |
The textbook costs $150.
Why is my sock hanging in the tree? |
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