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it has escaped the tyranny of your left foot and seeks asylum in the branches ��
how do they sails those tiny ships into bottles? |
What's that smell?
A rainbow |
your top lip
why can't dogs look up? |
Because they'd go blind staring at the sun all day.
Why is a shoe called a shoe? |
because a shoe by any other name would smell just as cheesy ��
what do you call a sheep with no legs? |
A shopping cart in a yarn and fabric shop.
Why don't ducks wear glasses? |
they do, but every time you look at them they quackly take them off ��
if, on the way to market, I saw a man with five wives, each wife had five children, each child had five baskets, each basket had five cats, each cat had five kittens, and each kitten had five balls of yarn. what's the square root of the hypotenuse? |
A modern major general, of course!
Why does my avatar have feet? |
those aren't feet, its a kick stand ��
why is up up and down down? |
Because otherwise the world would be upside down
I know I am but are you? |
no, I'm not ��
if mineral water has been running in natural underground springs for centuries, why is there an expiration date on bottles of water? |
Because water eats bottles.
Why am I still awake? |
you're not, this is all a dream and I didn't eat all your candy... shhhhh! I'm not even here ��
is there life after cheesecake? |
No. Getting baked into the cheesecake killed you and its your ghost talking to me.
Why must I start at the beginning? |
because that's where you keep all your cool stuff ��
what happens if I'm scared half to death, twice? |
You become a scaredy cat.
Why did the cat marry the scarf? |
so they could have mittens of course ��
if two halves make a whole, where does that hole go? |
The whole goes in the donut.
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a drive way? |
for the same reason you have a pair of panties, but only one bra ��
what is the difference between left and right? |
Raise your hand
Why is this towel on the floor? |
because the blargle largle blarged the boodle ��
what kind of cheese is the moon made of? |
People smiling too much for the camera
How did that book get on the ceiling? |
Don't look me. It was the cat.
Why do penguins walk like that? |
Someone swallowed a lot of balloons.
Since when do flowers migrate during the winter? |
Since the weeds moved in.
Why did we start cutting all of our food with swords? |
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