Gawd, no. News anchors are as fake as the news they drone about.

Have you ever been asked out by someone twice your age?

Yes, I seem to attract creepy old men.

Have you ever run like someone was chasing you just for fun?

Like, full out pretended I was running for my life from some invisible assailant? No... However, I have just ran from one place to another in public for one reason or another, without it really being necessary. As in it wasn't time for my morning jog to anything

Have you ever downloaded things illegally from the internet?

all the time.
Have you ever kicked a bee?

no,
have you ever drank a bottle of water in one breath?

Yep, but it was a 500ml water bottle.

Have you ever wanted to seriously kill someone ?

yes, they were annoying
have you ever seen a blue bowtie

Only on Berri, but other than that... No really.

Have you ever... eaten two pizzas and a drank a two liter all in one sitting without throwing up?

No
have you ever... gnawed on your arm for a minute?

Nopes~ I gnaw on other people's arms. ^^
Chu~ :3

Sooo...

Have you ever danced the waltz with a <opposite gender of you> that had blonde hair?

nup, never
have you ever destroyed the universe

Um... could we not reveal my plans for world domination please? I'm still getting around to that part...

Have you ever done a handstand for five minutes or more?

No, I can't even stay 10 seconds
and

Only on Berri, but other than that... No really.

haha I lol~ed at that ;3

Have you ever dreamed of losing your teeth ?

0.o I prefer not to. My toofers can stay in my mouth where they belong.
(You know you're thick in the head when: Someone quotes you and your first reaction is "Huh, I wonder who said that?" >.<)

Have you ever tried drawing with water color crayons?

no
have you seen a tri-dimensional beast of doom and destruction?

What's up with tri-dimensional beasts of doom and destruction? I wish I had seen one, then I could 'a hugged it! x3

Have you... ever... bit someone on the head?

probably XD
have you ever been a girl

Yeah! I... guess...
xD

Have you ever wore glow-in-the-dark panties?

0.o Such a thing exists? That would have to be a no...

Have you ever wished you had blond hair?

What?! Of course I have, I guess. I already have it. >.<

Have you ever dyed your hair?

neva!
have you ever failed and gotten an F?

I guess...I've failed, but never gotten an F, because here it's in % 8D

Have you ever wished to kiss someone else than your boyfriend/girlfriend ?

nup
have you ever ever?

Huh? o.o
I don't understand the question...

Have you ever watched Doctor Who?

Yarg! Course I have you dork fish!

Have you ever watched Scrubs?