no,
have you ever worn fluorescent pink?

I have! I loved it, too...

Have you ever cross-dressed?

no
have you ever worn a skirt

Yes, a whole prom dress, in fact, for an AIDS benefit ball. You got in half off if you were in drag.

Have you ever known someone with a life threatening disease?

no have you ever know some one called Elmo

Nope :D

Have you ever been mad at meeeee?

no, not yet... much
have you ever eaten a whole salted goat alive?

Can't say I have.

Have you ever had your neck hurt from being on the internet for too long?

no
have you ever gone gfhghjfgjhfgsgfbsdhfgbvdhfb!?

Well, not in that exact order. But I have typed nonsense though. I do it a lot in keyboarding, when I get stressed out.

Have you ever read Liar Game?

Nope!

Have you ever read "The Gunslinger"?

Na-han!

Have you ever been so drunk to not remember your night when you woke up the next day?

no, never been drunk :D
have you ever gone EPIC FAIL! :P

No, and I hate people that do...

Have you ever played World of Warcraft?

no
have you ever played DnD

I have and it was NOT fun... our GM sucked.

Have you ever been out of the USA?

never been in XD I have been out of Australia though
Have you ever done the wacky armed inflatable tube man dance

YES!! Haha, it's my passion! lol

Have you ever watched all three Lord of the Rings movies in a row?

nup, never seen the last 2 XP
have you ever said have you ever eaten a pie

I don't think so, haha.

Have you ever signed off of Menewsha? lol

yes, once... or twice XD

have you ever signed off?

No, but I have closed out of my browser. I have nothing to do though, so I keep coming back.

Have you ever eaten a persimmon?

(well actually then, I have never logged out!)
no
have you ever had a pet?

I have had many pets... I currently have 3 finches and a gerbil.

Have you ever killed an animal?

I've killed a couple thousand dustmites if that counts?
have you ever gone "pew pew pew!" and draw three pews (chairs of sorts)?