No! *weepwoe*

Have you ever bred an animal?
(my family breeds doggies. =D )

Yes. I used to have mice and they had a few liters of babies. All my doggies are fixed.

Have you ever gone on a rafting trip?

Yes! Down the Delaware river. Nearly cracked my head on a rock after falling out, too. XD;;

Have you ever had a lucid dream?

Sometimes. I never get to do cool things in my dreams. They always control me, not the other way around ;_;

Have you ever run into a pole when you weren't looking (or maybe when you were)?

God no.. Sci Fi has terrible movies.

Assuming you're referring to their Sci Fi originals.

Have you ever written a script for a movie?

Nope. I should though.

Have you ever posted on fanfiction.net?

No, I hate fanfics. >__>

I need to work on some scripts, though.

Have you ever licked a battery?

Yes. It was...zappy ^_^;;

Have you ever swallowed something inedible?

Yep, pennies and stuff.

Have you ever farted and thought it smelled anything other than bad?

Ew. No. Gas is unpleasant. Farts never smell like roses ^_^;;

Have you ever has an ant farm?

Nope, never. I still don't know if they exist outside of movies and TV shows.

Have you ever gone to the bathroom behind a building?

Sort of. Behind port-a-potties O_o Not in them, behind them. Camping at its worst.

Have you ever peed your name into the snow?

I don't remember.

It's fun to watch it steam, though.

Have you ever tried to climb into a dryer?

No. They reminded me too much of cheese graters. Really really hot burny cheese graters! D=

Have you ever put a cat in a microwave?

No, I never even got to own a cat.. ;___;

Did you ever put your dog in the oven?

No. But I put her in the dryer. >=D It wasn't on though.

Have you ever swallowed a live goldfish?

Noooo.

That just sounds icky.

Have you ever 'what what in the butt'ed?

XD No. My butt is a virgin to what what.

Have you ever fallen into a toilet?

Not that I can remember.

One of the perks to being a guy, you know you should check the seat before sitting down. xP

Have you ever made up your own constellations in the sky?

If you're tired and just want to pee, you don't always check the seat!

Not really. I had a constellation kit as a kid so I was pretty satisfied spotting the existing ones.

Have you ever pushed someone into a pool?

I do! :3

Yes.. lots of times. I wish I still had a pool.

Have you ever seriously injured someone? (On purpose or accident)

Not a hospital visit type injury, but plenty of minor ones.

Have you ever gotten kicked out of some place?

Nnnnno.

I'm a good boy.

Have you ever thrown up on someone?

Probably when I was a baby. Since then, no.

Have you ever gotten sick on an amusement park ride?